/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>"Young Master, don't you think the chain is a bit much?"
>"You followed me into the bathroom!"
>"Yeah, and? As your bodyguard I have to be with you at all times in case someone tries to rape you."
>"YOU tried to rape me!"
>"Which only proves my point that you could be attacked at any time. That's why I will be sleeping with you in your bed tonight."
>"Absolutely not. You are not sleeping in my bed."
>"...So you're saying you want to do it in my bed? It's not very comfortable, ya' know."
>Anon palms his face in frustration
Such is life with a monster girl bodyguard

>"So, why am I on a chain?"
>"Because you tried to rape me."
>"Yeah, TRIED. Would you get mad if someone TRIED to stab you?"
>"Yes!"
>"...just let me rape you a little."
>"No, you'll break my pelvis."
>"God, you humans just need all your bones intact, don't you?!"
I want to live a romcom life with a silly monster girl like this.

>>16696485
yeah, she is

>>16519519
Wow rude anon.

>>16519526
I'd blow on my fingers and give her a good ol' smack across that booty, then tell her if she wants something that barely fits her ass she can give me a call

Does your waifu have any duties outside of being your wife? A job, rulership, pack leader, military obligations etc?

>>16424887
You bet. Big league.