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I wonder what Parsee would do if I ask for help in hooking up with Yuugi. I highly doubt she would want to help since it would be a hassle.

But who knows, maybe she will tell me that Oni only respect strength and will offer to help me train for my inevitable ass beating/death. I'll get wrecked fighting Yuugi (of course) and Parsee will step in to save me at the last second, haul my mangled ass to Eientei in a wheelbarrow, then tell me that she only helped me so that she could watch me lose despite my efforts and she would tell me with a smile on her face. I'll laugh, telling her that it was stupid of me to think I could win against an Oni in a fist fight, and then we go back to her place to hammer straw dolls into trees while I'm high on pain killers.

Man, I love hypothetical scenarios.

parcy = parsee = CRAZY = UBER FUCKING CRAZY = YOU ARE THE CRAZIEST CARATER TO EVER EXSISTED IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSES AND ALL UNIVERSES


YOUR SO FUCKING CRAZY
YOU BEEN SEALED UNDERGROUND FOR BEING SO CRAZY