/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>47870228
That's it. I'm teaching them about lean six sigma. They will all be master black belts within the year.

didn't even notice there was a new thread already. Third thread, nice

>>44876462
You see writefagging is a mental illness. we take silly jokes and one off prompts then feel the autistic need to make them into giant and overly complex storylines

>>43079442
>pee meter
>poo meter
>potty training
>moderate drug user

>>42861611
>gives you lead poisoning because she didn't wash her hands after soldering
heh, nothing personol, gaijin human

So ideally in either K or TW i'd love a mechanic where the engineer bonus could be take which would let you fund projects like better irrigation systems, dams, sewage and runoff, roadways, etc.
Like once you get Nitori into a high favor and reliability you can start discussing and drawing up plans to build the damns and waterways needed for sewage and irrigation purposes.
Or being friendly with Akyuu would let you start fixing up the roadways or building better waterways and firewatches by implementing building codes.
Much like the forest harvesting where you have to be friendly with certain hus you'd have to become friends with hus of two maps in order to link them through proper roadways that would let you travel faster as well makes the non flying hus more prone to traveling.

Goddamn civil engineering and efficient distribution of resources into and out of rural areas is a joy
>>41997904
Don't forget lumber dealer guy and the guys at the markets and stores or the farmers.

>>41726436
we're all your friends here anon-chan

dumb turtle

>>41262261
learning numbers with kappa

Nitori, no!

The issue of shikrodama can be literally solved by getting a decent salt supply to the Ravine. Just get Yukari to gap it in if you must. Seriously, just bring some salt, some cucumbers and a friendly demeanor - and hey presto, you have a dwarf amphibian engineer buddy who is probably relived that they don't have to shove their hands in. If you want to get really ambitious, and both have the cash and the go ahead from the Sages, pipe some sea water in. I don't know why humans should get needlessly slaughtered like cattle just for some ass balls (that probably don't even contain the soul) that most kappa hate anyway, when you can just pass them a bag of salt you got from a store dirt (or salt?) cheap.

Fucking hell, I have no idea how humans and kappa can claim to be allies if something as simple as salt has to take probably hundreds of live of the prior for the latter to survive.

Also, here's a dumb Nitori with chloroform.

>>39919857
Literally solved by getting a decent salt supply to the Ravine. Seriously, just bring some salt, some cucumbers and a friendly demeanor - and hey presto, you have a dwarf amphibian engineer buddy. If you want to get really ambitious, and both have the cash and the go ahead from the Sages, pipe some sea water in. I don't know why humans should get needlessly slaughtered like cattle just for some ass balls (that probably don't even contain the soul) that most kappa hate anyway, when you can just pass them a bag of salt you got from a store dirt (or salt?) cheap.

Fucking hell, and they wonder why humans and youkai depise each other. It's the 21st century!

Also, here's a dumb Nitori.

>>38249876
There's at least one image of Nitori mixing bleach and vinegar