/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'd like to know your story, /jp/.
How did you become a weaboo?
What was your first anime?
Do your parents care?
Last time i made a thread people assumed i was a troll, so to be very clear, I'm a fucking loser. Can you please tell me your story now?

Since i made the thread, I'll start

>parents dead
>living in their house, on their money
>planning on using the last of my money to take (a) parachuting lesson in a couple of years, not planning on using my parachute