/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Buy a huge decommissioned warehouse to use as a makeshift dwelling
>Find out it's an old fertilizer factory
>Rather than shitting and pissing everywhere, we shit and piss in the huge vat in the middle of the room and produce homemade fertilizer
>We occasionally sell the fertilizer to get money to pay for food and the odd PC upgrade
>Meanwhile, we find a way to leech off electricity and water without having to pay a dime
>We go on like that until we reach a state of relative financial stability
>Once reached, we go about finding would-be programmers who live in the surrounding area. We'll use the excess money to hire them in secrecy and bring them to our warehouse-headquarters to work overnight.
>One of the contract stipulation will be that he must relieve himself in the vat. It's going to be a hard sell, but eventually somebody will accept it for the love of money.
>More programmers = More fertilizer = More money = Better equipment and more programmers
>In 10 years time, we'll come out of our woodworks and become the best VN developers in [warehouse's location] and the world too
>When our sons (which we fathered by impregnating high-class female models) will ask us how we got so rich, we'll tell them the hard-truth story in front of their faces
>My expression when the expressions

ITT your age and the reason you are living a reclusive life as a modern day Dionysus.
I'm 22 and the reason is that my hairline is receding.

Other than refreshing /jp/'s frontpage, which other sites does the average /jp/edo spend his copious amount of free time on?
As for me, I read Cracked articles sometimes, but only on condition that they involve history or pop culture prior to 2000.