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Janet deserves a raise for her hard work.

>>16489930
It merely means my head is full of other things right now and the day is getting late. A good moment to get some rest.

I'm sure the Kiki's won't mind.

>>15296532

>>14996160
Joking about the janitor being a maid is a long held /jp/ tradition that predates these threads by years.

>>14881991
Fried chicken chunks
My waifu, while easily being able to make it would guilt me forever over it naturally.

>>14535346
Ah Master, you are being silly again! You always have such silly jokes! It's really time to get out of bed now though! Come and enjoy the new day!

>>14535382
"Submissive Monster" Master? Oh Master, you are being so S-I-L-L-Y. Now I think it's time for you to eat your breakfast I lovely made for you and apply for that really fitting job. Right. Now.

>>14499973
>>14499978
And that is how these two anon's got put in a chokehold by a Kikimora officer, laughed at by a class of young Cheshire's passing by and spend two days as a daki for a Dormouse who finnaly got some sleep.

Next time, behave.

>>14500000
This anon was lucky ? enough to meet a recovering Dormouse near a police station who clamped herself around his leg the moment she saw him.

Enjoy your new wife, remember to pet her frequently.

>>14499989
You could try visiting her after duty.

>>14458264
>>14458229

>>14364208
What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty does she hold in that head of hers?

>>14207891
What are you talking about anon? She loves you and only wants what's best for you.

>>13624931
Kikis having a shouty inner monologue is a relatively old chunk of threadcanon, but a great one.
...and I can never read "kiki" without thinking of that one MTG card "Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker" and headcanoning the clumsiest Kiki. I mean, how else would one earn a title like that?

Report and Ignore and hope Janet comes back

>>12992232
Even a KiKi has so much patience. You exploit this by acting as lewdly as possible. Every lecherous thought that you can think you, you act out in front of her. After a while, she'll know that master wants her, but he won't act on it. She wants to be more direct, but she's a maid. Maids must act with dignity and honor. As you tease her more and more she'll start to have doubts,

"Is master teasing me as a joke? Does he truly love me?"
"Is master a slut? Does he do this to all the girls?
"He'll think I'm a slut if I ask him, I'll just wait"

Having made her decision, she'll wait you to do something to her. When you don't, that's when your mind will become frayed. She'll start to put aphrodisiacs in your food. Nothing wrong with this she reasons, all maids are taught to do this to fix a master's sex drive if it's not to their liking. if you're trying to change her to the maid you want, you'll find a way to resist this. But now she's reaching her breaking point. She's cooked, she's cleaned, and let master STILL won't fuck her! To her, this is unacceptable. To her, you're worse then a slob, or a jobless loser. Finding her usual ways of stress release failing (Sniffing your clothes and watching you masturbate) She'll take extreme measures and just slip a sleeping pills into your food. Brutish and lowclass, but who gives a shit. Master needs to have his behavior corrected.

A bit of warning, since you're pretty much mindbreaking her into something she's not, she'll be crazy, you'll never get rid of her. Also, the Maid's Association will bring you to court on charges if they find out the awful things you've done to her.

Are you really sure you want that anon?

>>12950513

So are you saying VCR is Janet?

I realize the Mods and Janitors aren't supposed to respond in threads...

BUT

I wonder what the mod/janitor thinks of the fact we made him/her a Kikimora?

Can we all agree this fgt who won't shut up about frog girls is more annoying than anyone else right now?

>>12815186

>>12726088
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Love you Janet~

>>12718025

>>12639393
Incorrect.

Oh boy it's this time of night again! My favorite!

>>12611858

It's already started to happen

> All these puns