/jp/ - Otaku Culture

One spring day, as Archer was cleaning the house as he usually did, Rin and Sakura approached him.

"Aacha-san!" Sakura called out. "We have a question!"

Archer stroked his chin thoughtfully. "And would question would that be?"

Rin piped up. "Where do babies come from."

Archer froze. He wasn't prepared to talk about the birds and the bees yet. "Well...ehh...they are uh...summoned by the holy grail!"

Sakura clapped her hands together in delight and giggled. "So does that make you our baby, Aacha-san?"

Archer froze. "Well, it doesn't really work that way...Rin, why are you frowning?"

Rin pressed her tiny fists against her dress. "Aacha , that's a lie. I'm not stupid or gullible you know." She fumed.

Sakura turned to her. "Eh?"