/jp/ - Otaku Culture

So I was thinking if /jp/ was an all girls 2d highschool...

How would /jp/ers be sorted?

So the fig thread people would be the rich kids.
VN players would be the theatre club people.
Touhou primaries and other doujin games would be the sports clubs? Archery?
Touhou secondaries would be sports fans...? And more normally dudes.
The idol friends would be the anime otakus.
The anime otakus would be the westaboos.
The vocaloid/idolmaster friends are the idol fandom.
The 3dcg guys would be the sculptors?
The dollifers would be the dressing up in cute dresses club? Cosplay?
The kigurumi friends would be futabu...
The original content friends would be the other extracurricular clubs, the musicmakers are the keions, the artists are the... artists? The fanfic writers are the librarians?
The /prog/friends would be the IT club.
The learning japanese friends are the german club?
The gensokyo friends will be the religious club?
The particularly neet and hikikomori can be the cleaning and cooking club...
The trapfriends would be the girly girls, maybe a bit slutty.
The people that come raid from other boards are exchange students.
The tripfriends would be the school idols.
The meido and the 'reported' friends are the discipline committee.
The shitposters would be the delinquents and making highschool shitty for everyone.

Is there any other group that might of been left out?