/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10737440

I like to imagine that my waifu would build up fart pressure around my dick while I was filling her, causing her to "cook" my dick with her gases, and when I pulled out it would make a dirty whoosing rip, and the fart gas would rise from the heat and enter my nostrils over and over, the fart pressure pushing me out of her butthole and using my hips hard to push back in. It'd be almost like a combustion engine using my dick and her farting butt.

>>9987132
Oh sweetie, we can do it outside of /jp/!
>>9987140
Oh my, I wish very much that I could wrap my lips around your stiff member! Are you stroking that lovely prick for me, anon? I want you to know that I'm salivating at the thought of your lovely /jp/-prick entering my mouth~
>>9987141
You're very mean and rude, anon. I think you should work on that.

>>9503640
>>9503973

I like coins too. I need to start buying some silver ones to hedge my small amount of wealth.

>>9496988

W-well then~

>>9458323

Then what ARE the disadvantages? Seems to me the machines are our friends! Too bad the niggers had to ruin everything. Notice that most everyone in Zion was a nigger? Thanks, brown people.

>>9386401

There's only a bit left, but I would give it to you. In exchange you'd have to hang out with me

oh my god my shimapan came today! and my pantyhose and dress im gonan dress up lik ea girl when mom are away. i shaved my legs wit my dads razor last nite wile he was sleeping. after this im gonna go online and let /jp/ HOW GUUD IT FEELS TO DRESS UP

img gona make tea too and drink it like truNEET and 1cc SA and UFO and then show my frands on jaypee the screenshots so i can fit in!

mayne they tell me i one of them!

I sure wish I had boifrand, but my dad woudl kcik me out of the houe cause he such a BAKA

but thats okay because today im gona fuck my aspuzzy and dress up like meido and be pretty!

- /jp/er on his birthday (Mom and Dad on vacation)

Which HnG girl rips the nastiest farts?