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How do I make a good impression on Japanese people when they first see me?

I will eat Japan. Then I will become Japan itself!

How do I become Japanese? I love Japan so much that I already feel like a real Japanese person but I want to become a Japanese person for real.

ITT: Realities that people do not want to here.

I'll start:
1. Gajin have no place in Japan.
2. Visual novels represent fake romances that never occur in real life.

So I was watching some streaming porn for a quick fap and I came across this video: http://megaporn.com/video/?v=7IAIWD5U
Is it just me or is the Japanese girl in this video insanely kawaii?

So I was looking up some kanji and went and looked up 姦.
近親相姦 【きんしんそうかん】 (n,adj-no) incest
強姦 【ごうかん】 (n,vs) violation; rape
獣姦 【じゅうかん】 (n) bestiality; sodomy
相姦 【そうかん】 (n) adultery
法定強姦 【ほうていごうかん】 (n) statutory rape; sexual activity with a minor under the age of consen
輪姦 【りんかん】 (n,vs) gang rape
和姦 【わかん】 (n) (consensual) sexual intercourse
屍姦; 死姦(iK) 【しかん】 (n) necrophilia; necrophilism
青姦; 青かん 【あおかん】 (n) (1) (uk) (col) sleeping under the stars; (2) having sex outdoors

I popped a boner half way down the list and now I have to go fap.... translating sure is hard work.

I'm going to study for a year in Japan next year to learn Japanese better. What advice do you have for me /jp/?

>I just want to have a little fun.
Faggot

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