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Remember to repay your kiki wet nurse. She's raised you since you were a baby and it's only right to give her the respect she deserves

>>37283386
>"soul-bonding" or "life-mating"
This is nice

>>37260820
Hibernation is the perfect time to molest

>>37227540
>evil anon plans to kidnap the princess
>as he appears and begins his evil monologue, the princess looks at him and scoffs
>she needs a real threat! not some rookie villain
>poor evil anon deflates and runs home to his evil henchman monster
>he spends the rest of the day being comforted by his monster that he really IS evil
who's the real villain?

>>36577995
too big
cant run fingers through your hair

>>34718162
She can't help it, he makes it too easy to love him

>>23527955
They might! Much faster, possibly more gracefully, and she'd be able to do cool barrel rolls and cartwheels.

>>23527954
Help, I'm stuck in bed. My blankets are too comfy, I can't get out.

>>23527968
So you want a nicely sized, average girl next door to whisper sweet nothings and cuddle with? Do I have a deal for you!

>>21639110
Just give your kiki maid some love occasionally and her ovaries won't explode, simple.

>>20996062
Damn right.

>>20980007
Wrong

>>20934504
I dunno, I've always preferred being an observer in these scenarios. I never self insert into these things.

>>20593604
i could really use a hug, i guess

>>19280152
They are kind loving girls that don't force you to make a SAN check every time you enter the house!

>>18676335
So if they do, something is obviously wrong and they need help!

>>17968172
>A Kikimora's master gets sick
>She enters 'nurse mode'
>Has soup at the ready whenever he wants it
>Checks his wellness every quarter-hour, taking his temperature, making sure he's not too hot or too cold, administering medicine and fluids when needed
>Following him even more closely than usual and making sure she's within speaking distance so he doesn't strain himself
>Insisting that "Master needs to rest" while smiling happily and patting her lap, a blanket nearby
Get well soon anon

>>17855595
But Anon, the microwave is good for lots of things other than reheating leftovers.

>Melting butter
>Warming up milk
>Microwave popcorn/tarts
>And so much more

Best part is:
>It keeps the nutrients inside your meals.

Just don't put any metal in the microwave, and it should be fine.

Why would kikis want to damage such a useful cooking tool?

>Be Kiki
>Fall in love with master
>Master is tidy, respectable and a hard worker
>Anyone would be proud to work for him
>One day, after giving him breakfast, he looks at me like he saw an intruder
>Ask if everything is alright
>"Who are you?"
>Shocked, try to relay everything to him.
>He doesn't know anything, who he is, where he is
>Thinks that the curtains and table cloth are plotting to kill him and choke him in his sleep.
>Go to his bedroom and see stab and cutmarks on curtains
>Worried, bring him to a flayer or doc to help me out
>Gets diagnosed with very early onset dementia
>The only thing I can do is take care of him
>No cure, and his sanity is gone, and everyone who knew him want to be there for him.
>Many looked at him with pity, but some had to stay strong, even after he says to his closest friends and family "Who are you? Get away from me, spy!"
>The man that was once served under is slowly slipping.
>I feel like the good old days are long gone
>Nowadays he looks at everyone in fear, anger, tears, and all in between
>I only have short memories of when I've been with him and seen him smile
>Pic related
>Never saw him happy since.

>>17787384
>"That sounds really lovely, and I would, but I have to be home by seven. I promised my kikimora that we'd play a bit and cool off for the day."
>"She's really active for a maid. Makes me wonder if she's in it for the money."
>"I'd love to take the treats back home though. And let her also give a try. I'm sure your baking's really good, and I don't think she'd like missing out."

Post her fw

>>17774260
Telling lies does you no favors, anon.

>>17454978
He said cute, not filthy slime hags!

>>16920699
Your wish is my command.

I hope you find a job.

>>16899681
Now you know why there's plenty of people out there who like Kiki's.

>>16800452
>while butlers uniform has modern and highly trained professional feeling to it.
And they have an air of elegance to them too. I want a Kiki dressed in a nice suit!