/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I had drawn a weird picture of Millhouse that I thought Yukari might like, but then it turned into Marisa with the three fairies of light attacking someone, then Hecatia joined in, crushing them with her Earth, then her Moon too, which hit them with a cute sound effect
A guy was taunted that he couldn't write. After he walks off he tells someone else he's testing whether he's fit to lead humanity. Next day the guy comes up with a manuscript envelope that he leaves on the other guy's face. A couple of people are excited, saying he made the protagonist go into a barn with a little boy. In a barn, some people are reading the manga, one of them, Mori? Saying "If only Master Miura could see this!" Yukari was hiding in the hay behind them, reading along too
With Yukari, I was saying they should give the starving people in Africa testosterone, and take away their onions shit, she gave me a look like I'm talking stupidly.
In Irithyll, equipped the armour of a Master Lancer, blue, with a big helmet like a hammer head shark. I was over 70% equip and getting killed by gankers, the host Crystal Soul Spearing me, I quickly took off the greaves and gauntlets, replacing them with Loincloth and Master's glove, for 30% rolls, then Black Crystal'd, narrowly escaping death.
Bloodborne Moon rune, a crescent, that represented "as above, so below" in an Astral way, with /jp/ posts, and it basically meant I'm fucked, more cause of what I post rather than others. https://files.catbox.moe/ae04gc.png
A tiny tree was in the middle of a room, almonds scattered around it. I took one that was slightly longer, supposed to be a cocoon with Yuyuko inside. I left some nuts around it for her to eat when she hatches. Nearby, I find some Lapis lazuli, which I took a bite out of, like tasty candy, I left a bit for Yuyuko. My mother was nearby, she called Yukari a vextress. I said "Actually, I'm far more of a vextress than her."
Go with Yukari to a computer lab, looking up a tarot card, I needed to find something, I said I would.
With Yukari and another in a swimming pool. Editing an image of people in a canoe, two of these big images on top of each other. I'm trying to select one of these people but I can't quite grab it, the angles not right. I delete one half of the image to make room for another image, but this causes a leakage in the pool, which had a big cellophane barrier preventing the chlorine water from entering the fresh water we were in. Yukari starts vomiting horribly, I'm desperately patching the barrier, then patting her back, helping her to fresh water, calling myself stupid, called myself a bitch, wondered if it was ok to call myself that, when she says "Though he begs to differ, if he doesn't find the image of me in the True Dragon dress, I *will* turn up in reality, but I'm going to cuck the shit out of him for the rest of his life."
I hunted after a one-of-a-kind peacock, extra large with some kind of dragon-like feature to it. Someone else also went after it.
Playing Mahjong, Yukari opposite me. She comes around and hands me a trading card "venom NEET lord" I accidently fumbled with a couple of tiles, thinking it might be cheating, putting them back where they were, one being the white dragon. The table was a drawing a did, I peeled off a layer, to reveal the picture underneath, but it tore at Yukari's corner. I scratch at it a bit, until I managed to get it, however underneath was just blank too, so Yukari laughed hard. She said to the guy at my right "I order you to give him four more sheets of fly paper so I can laugh at what he draws" I thought "I wouldn't mind if there wasn't cursed shit going on..."
Sleeping in a tiny cave, I had eye masks but they were plain rather than the purple-black an image of Lambdadelta wearing Yukari's tabard turned into. I heard "What was meant to be will eventually be a memory..."(sic) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3gy8A0jY10
Go over to Yukari with a couple others looking at something, she said God was going to help me out by sending me energy, as I saw a golden ring of light, part of it glowing orange. I thought "I sure *hope* that's enough to overcome this cursed shit" I walk away, seeing a large poster of a full moon shining over a coastal town, white stingrays flying into the sky, the poster called "The Twilight of Cthulu"
In a lounge, offered Yukari a bottle of coke, she said no thanks, she has her own, as she drank from two 3L bottles. I said I want her to sit on my lap while I pet her belly and she burps, she used her right big toe to push me away by my lips, saying "Discipline!" After a bit, I notice she's in that ursuer-guy's body. I ask "Where's his spirit at? Is he behind me?" She makes a funny face so I say "Not like that", she makes a mean face, says "Yeah, he's always behind you, slowly driving you insane..."
I was a statue of Venus. Yukari was a red-headed guy, collapsed, dying of thirst. I was trying to shift myself into position, so that my tears could drip into his mouth