/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44465857
>A new unicorn arrives in town, sets up her small medical clinic and waits for customers
>she treats a few mamonos, even a couple of husbandos, mainly sexual sprains, broken pelvises, the routine incidents
>occasionally its some new Anon who injured himself in the forest after falling through a portal or being Truck-kun'd
>after a while other mamonos start to worry, even the cured single Anons she lets them go to find other mamonos
>eventually they figure that being a unicorn she's so pure, she must need some ultra-pure Anon
>then one day they bring in another lost and injured new Anon
>a portal had randomly opened on a cliffside, one broken ankle and gravel-scrapes all over his back and ass sliding down
>lift Anon up on the table, cut his tattered pants away, its a simple 5 minute job
>afterwards she rolls Anon onto his back to test her cures
>"So, you're not like most Anons we get here, hmmm, very special."
>Anon asks what she means, he always thought he was about normal
>Doctor Unicorn leans in and surprises Anon by sniffing at his crotch like a doggo
>"Most Anons we get here are virgins, well not 'pure' ones, they've spent years 'fapping' but never actually touching your 'three-dee' women they call them?"
>Anon, "uh, okay, I suppose so"
>Doctor Unicorn leans in closer, and Anon freezes as her sharp horn presses lightly on his belly
>"But you Mister Anon, no, I can smell the mana of them on you, you've had relations with human women..?"
>now Anon is starting to sweat, of course he's heard how Unicorns are supposed to only like pure guys, everybody has, but those old stories don't say how they react otherwise, and that glistening horn now looks dangerously sharp
>"Uh, yeah maybe, I did have a few girlfriends in high-school and college, but you know how those 'three-dees' are, right? Any guy gets real tired of their crap real fast, so I decided of course to come here, where things are much better."
>by now Anon is almost petrified, he's so hypersensitive he can feel the Unicorn's hot breath on his dangerously exposed junk as she sniffs him again
>... and then the Unicorn's hot wet tongue runs from the crack of his ass to the root of his dick, making his horn instantly as hard
>"Oh, Goddess, I've been waiting here for years for this, Oh I can taste the dark mana, the dirty filthy dark mana of those human sluts still on your balls!"
>Anon stammers, "Uh, aren't like Unicorns supposed to be all about like purity and stuff...?"
>"Yes, and it's so fucking boring! Sweet, and glowy, and magical, and always being nice to everybody and fixing their injuries, and it's been almost driving me fucking insane. I need a dirty corrupted Anon to fuck me with your hard dirty cock! Cum in me, cum in my mouth, on my tits, spray your cum on my face... You can turn me into the dirtiest sluttiest Bicorn ever! Oh, I've been dreaming every night about every depraved thing you're going to do to me - fuck every hole I have, ride me bareback down the main street, fuck me in the Town Square with the whole town watching! And then together we can fuck every single slutty mamono in this fucking boring shithole town..."
>
>And Anon and his Bicorn waifu lived happily ever after.

>>44192821
They even face left and right to be a matched set.