/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>be shota coming back home from playing cops and robbers with your friends
>suddenly you're surrounded by a group of curvaceous onee-sans
>"Ara ara, hey there, cutie. Won't you come play with us for a bit? We'll show you a real good time~"
>they're all showing off their big tits and shaking their asses at you
>thinking quickly, you pull your toy gun on yourself and put on a gruff voice
>"Alright, nobody move, or the brat gets it!"
>the girls recoil in terror, one of them saying "O-ok, buddy. Take it easy. No need to drag an innocent boy into this."
>"I meant it! Don't you dare follow me!"
>you switch to an innocent face, pleading to them "Onee-chan, help me! Onee-chan!"
>"Won't somebody save him?!"
>you pull yourself to the corner of the block then yank yourself out of view before hightailing it home
>your cleverness has protected your chastity so you can give it to your real onee-chan who has an even sexier body

>>17133311
If she isn't hungry, is she sleepy? She said she wanted to go to bed and wants me to come with her. I'm not that tired though.

>tfw you will never be lovingly /ss/'d by a stacked dragon onee-san
someone end me already!