/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11922350
I mistakenly added an extra 'less'. Only my death can alleviate my shame.

>>11805371
Okay.

I'd rather die than go to a Western convention.

I am 24 now. It is now 26 minutes to midnight local time and today has won the award for most miserable birthday. By far.

Just leave me alone. I don't have anything you want and I can't do anything I attempt to do. I could blame someone else, save face in some way. It would be useless, it's all my fault after all.

It other words, fuck off. I finally see why those nice day threads were so hated, you don't want anyone to try to cheer you up with some canned post.

In other news, if you hadn't picked up on it before, I am not very mentally stable at the moment.

That feel when your mum grounds you for shitposting on /jp/

>>10268125
I'm prepared to die for my beliefs

An hour of Boris? Are you shitting me?

All of these problems could be solved if you just learned the language you whiny faggot.

>>9883925
>>9883947

My fantasy self-insert character is a perfect gary stu. I hope to reincarnate as him when I die.

>>9801385
DAMN YOU FOR POSSESSING ME

i'd post mine but I'm scared people here will bully me because I have 13 friends.

people with yellow fever are lower than dirt.

do any of you know any fun games you can 'waste' copious amounts of time on? i've been playing dungeon crawl: stone soup every day for the past 1.5 years and i don't enjoy it anymore because i've done everything in it.

please don't bully me.

>>9736219
If that's the only way...

I will gladly be your second, anonymous.

alright fine you nerds don't want any games

spend your autism bucks then

I once was so obsessed with the trap I was e-dating that when we broke up I would have nightmares so bad that when the thought of him popped in my head I would wake up sweating and scared!

I hate myself btw!

I'm actually in the Army, OP.

Guess what I did all this week?

I wake up at 6, go do PT, get breakfast, go to morning formation at 0930, then I got to go back to my barracks room and play video games and post on /jp/ all day.

Easiest job on the planet.

``You were a little grave,'' said Alice.

``Well just then I was inventing a new way of
getting over the gate---would you like to hear it?''

``Very much indeed,'' Alice said politely.

``I'll tell you how I came to think of it,'' said Reimu. ``You see, I said to myself `The only
difficulty is with the feet: the head is
high enough already.' Now, first I put my head on
the top of the gate---then the head's high
enough---then I stand on my head---then the feet
are high enough, you see---then I'm over, you see.''

FUCK IT

I'M OUTTA HERE