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Are mantis shrimp moe?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-ahuZEvWH8

Why is /jp/ so shitty?

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>>5373449

Speaking of monstergirls, I may as well bring up that old marine invertebrate monstergirl game idea. Routes are as follows:

Tsundere mantis shrimp girl. Slapstick comedy often associated with tsunderes isn't quite slapstick for her, given her punches can blow holes in walls and people alike.

Shy krill loli, though over 18 of course. (Rightfully) afraid that everyone else is out to eat her, runs away at the slightest provocation. Needless to say, you eventually do get to eat her.

Hikikomori scallop girl, whose route also doubles as the "bro" route. You may either choose to warm her to society or become a hikikomori yourself, playing whatever online game anthropomorphized clams may play all day and cuddling her to sleep in her shell every night.

Mimic octopus route for those who play eroges for porn. More H-scenes than everyone else combined, often appealing to fetishes (breast expansion? lactation? ) due to her shapeshifting ability.

Yandere starfish girl, creepy stalker type. If you talk to other girls, she starts stalking them too, and it doesn't end well (starfishes are slow but unstoppable murder machines of the deep. ) Is into rough sex, asks you to cut her up during foreplay (starfishes are also great at regenerating and can even end up increasing in number due to it. )

Americans have already allied with mantis shrimps, Japan stands no chance.

>>1637656
Yeah, Lu Bu looks more like this.