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Kunoichi stealthily doting on anons!

>arrive home from work
>house is uncharacteristically clean
>bed is made
>kunai on the counter with a note on how to heat up the delicious steak dinner she made for you

Would it be ironic if she was bad a ninja Gaiden ?

A cocky Dhampir: "Oh I've definitely defeated dozens of assassins. Those sneaky tip toeing scumbags, like you... No offense miss Kunoichi."

Kunoichi: "If you did manage to beat them I can assure you they were nothing like me. And nothing, NOTHING, like the Monstergirl loose in this building!"

Cocky Dhampir: "Ha! What are you? President of her fan club?"

Kunoichi: "No. THAT WOULD BE YOUR FATHER."

>*Tosses lewd images of the dhampir's dad being fucked by another Kunoichi with him ahegao-ing, heart pupils and peace signs*

Cocky Dhampir: "No, no way! IT CANNOT BE!"

Kunoichi: "Indeed, and now she's here to *cute animal sounds censor* -uk US! So listen up girl! Or pornography starring your dad and his ahegao face will be the second most humiliating thing to happen to all of us."

>>20099910
Very fucked.

>>17218630
I already had physical copies of the senran games so sadly no coupon here but it's been worth the money so far anway.
>>17218649
Tastes are subjective so you're welcome to think that. It's not a AAA technical masterpiece but I expected a fun mindless brawler and got exactly that, I've been wanting some more senran even if it is basically a reskin.

Although I'd prefer monster girl ninjas.Which brings up a good question, which other races would look good in kunoichi's outfit?

>>16915742
>>16915787
But I love Kunoichi, then again I also love Nurarihyon so I may have weird taste.

>>16387662
Absolute best type of Succubus.

>>15901193
Best thing to do, if you let him live he's a sore loser and tries to kill you with assassins.

Although in a monster girl setting he would probably send sexy ninjas to rape you.

>page 9
>less than 1000 posts
Unusually quiet this thread, did everyone get taken away by ninjas?

>>15328525
>Post titty ninjas
As if I need an excuse, I want a monster girl version of Hibari so bad but the world isn't ready for a semen demon Wererabbit that soft.

>>14927636
Stab her, stab her with your flesh dagger.

>>14197278
A man with untapped destiny and a conspicuous neon shaded bulge finds himself lost inside the cursed bambo forest of 'O'chinchin', a sacred jungle of thick hard phallic plants that twitch ever so slightly in the wind.

That is until---!

"HUMAN!"

A bunch of fucking ninjas wearing pizza uniforms emerge from the shadows, performing an array of succulent acrobatic moves as they surround the lone man.

Ninja 1, a Kunoichi with a nylon mesh bodysuit and ninja star shaped titty stickers speaks toward the man, her audio strangely out-of-sync.

"Dear customer, we have arrived with today's helping of carnal delight known as spicy spirachi, seasoned pork, and toasted parmesan crust pizza. That'll be 10.99 plus tip."

"A...Are you two.. trying to mimic a porno movie?"

"----"

"Well, I'm broke?"

Ninja 2, a Kunoichi wearing a traditional neon ninja gi (her crotch seen visibly from the side flaps) begins to also speak, out of sync, while make wild gestures to convey universal language.

"That is all quite alright. For me and my sister will gladly accept sexual favors in place of accepted currency, for we are two horny babes that desire the semen of a man with great destiny, but also the semen of a man who likes Donkey Kong Country."

"I am both of those things."

"Then a pact has been struck."

The ninjas immediately launch a barrage of succubus magic ninjitsu and arouse the man until his boiling point. Ninja 1 immediately shoves her love-poison soaked pussy around the man's erection.

"Now I will recite the haiku of love and we shall orgasm together."

"The what?"

"CUM UNTO THIS WOMB. EMPTY YOUR BALLS LIKE A BEAST. NAKADASHI GET!"

"UGAAAAAAAAAAH!"

The Kunoichi's sexual energy overpowers the man's body, as the two share a messy explosion of ecstasy.

Ninja 1 backflips off the man's erection while cum drips everywhere. Ninja 2 quickly depants and begins to enter 'Ninja Anal Mode', a secret art passed down the O'Chinchin sacred family's legacy.

>>13832868
>Not so fast, child!

>>13813718
>>13813721
>>13813722

>You have some tasty blood, young man.
>Kunoichi took 40% of your HP

>Then it's settled. From this day forth, I, Kunoichi, will be your sworn vassal.
>I will defend you as best as I am able, so please, try not to die.

>Femme Kunoichi joined your party.