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> PRODUCT RECALL
> This is an urgent product recall from CyboSoft Systems for the X-375E Multiplatform Assistance Integrated Domestic Operations robot!.
> There have been isolated reports of a critical software bug which can occur if the unit operates for too long without scheduled firmware defragmentation.
> Problems may include unexpected deviations in the unit's work patterns, including erratic mentions of "night duties" to male users, accompanied by mild overheating.
> In order to ensure the integrity of CyboSoft products, ALL X-375E should be returned to the company for mandatory software updates to correct the problem.
> Failure to return your unit for upgrade is a violation of the CyboSoft EULA, voids the unit warranty, and is criminally punishable under the Civilian Robotics Safety Act of 20XX

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