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Headpat with caution. You are already halfway to completing a circuit. All she has to do is touch you in return and suddenly all the lighting flowing through her is also flowing through you.

>Electrical buzzing intensifies as the raiju gets closer

>>40215029
Maybe, but that's not going to stop me from setting up a small shrine to the local raiju to thank her for not setting my house on fire with lightning

Touch the zapweasel.

Medically speaking, what are the long term effects of huffing zap weasel fluff?

>>39749702
She could at least introduce herself first....

So, hellhound chest fluff does its thing.
Does this mean other monsters who have chest fluff also have special effects?

Zapweasels

>>38618200
>Can't even ask her nicely to let you go
The game was rigged from the start

I wanna be paralyzed by Raiju cuddles

>>37483181
You don't wanna be known as the chump who got paralyzed and instantly lost when the zapweasel so much as touched you, do you?

Fine, electrify mine
Electrify my golden tooth
Can't look at those eyes
Without sparking some
ELECTRIFY MY HEART

>>34652271
Peach it brother
We will not go soft on off topic images. Not now, not ever

If I poke a raiju with a fork, will I get electrocuted?

I want my tongue to go numb after licking a raiju

Hey~
Wanna see something that'll... shock you?

>>33483584
>I see you.... ZZAP

>>32848662
All that rape but little do they know headpats are the actual best way to mindbreak the husbando

>>32222901
Smack, smack, smack, bang, bang, bang,
*Krrrzzztttt*
"AAAAHHHN~"
squelch, squelch, smack, smack, byukun~

>>30552953
Nah nah it's cool lots of tourist attractions great for single men who want to explore and have fun! Just make sure to bring all your belongigs, some guys like to have, uh, "extended stays"
Don't worry about it you'll be in and out in a week or two tops, promise! But maybe buy a second ticket on the return flight. Who knows what might happen?

The power bill has been suspiciously low recently...

Remember when you were first making out with your childhood friend, and you came right as she touched your leg? It was me Anon, I jerked you off at super speed so it seemed like you nutted at just a womans touch!