/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Kaguya Houraisan waited. The moon above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were trucks in the house. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Erin Yagokro were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Kaguya was a Lunarian for 1200 years. When she was young she watched the highways and she said to dad "I want to drink the Hourai Elixir daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY TWUCKS!"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the old mansion of Eientei she knew there were trucks.
"This is Erin" the radio crackered. "You must get the trucks!"
So Kagya gotted her Impossilbe Requests and blew up the wall.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the trucks
"lol I'll sh00t @ her" said the mokou and she fired the flame fires. Kaguya impossibled at her and tried to blew her up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must get my twuck!" she shouted
The radio said "No, Kaguya. You are the trucks"
And then Kaguya was a NEET.