/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be a good poster on /jp/. Both of her parents, Ashkenazi Jews, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were a good poster on /jp/, what would be the first thing you would do?' She replied, 'I would make the same 2hu imagedumps and autistic 2hu lore and meme discussion every day.' Her parents beamed.

'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to visit /jp/ to do that. You can just go to Danbooru for all the 2hu images you want and go to youtube, tumblr, MAL, shrinemaiden, etc. for all your autistic discussion about how baka cirno is and guides on how to get into 2hu.'

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Then what's the point of /jp/?' I said, 'Welcome to the Shitposter Party. Lel.'

Post here if you masturbated recently.