/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44153752
exactly, that means that using a phone means absolutely jack shit
you're the one who brought it up as an excuse as to why the ips swapped once and then never again, you tell me how that means anything

>>43734163
they do WHAT
stealing my fucking jokes, damn those faggots
erika's a rat because she's a tiny little pest scurrying around being a nuisance and every now and then she chews your wires and you have to go get new ones, and it's an easy fix but you're still annoyed because you've got to find which fucking wires she chewed and replace them and it's one big pain in the ass from one tiny little woman

>>43493574
you can tell who's in it because they're not here, and when they are here they'll randomly start talking about it
bunch of teenager desperately shilling to get more friends, it's pitiful

>>42900058
best not to think about such things, that's how you end up in the 'how do we know the red truth is actually truth and not just a lie in itself' rabbithole

>>40738234
i'm not going to erp with you anon
sort your life out

>>39080049
I sure hope no one's done anything untoward to one of those poor Berns yet...

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>>34534901
>Umineko colored truths script:
https://controlc.com/27143a5a
i havent been on these threads for a while, could i get a quick run-down on where i'm supposed to paste the script? thanks

>>34523251
Yes.

>>34522889
And both Ange's and Irie's deaths are open ended enough you could say [blue]they were abducted by the CIA[/blue] and It could very well work.

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>>34324669
It may have.

>>34192818
Gonna need her to stick that banana inside her vagoo before I whack off to dragonknight's art my friend.

>>34156016
Does having a massive shite count?

>>34139164
Erika being tsundere over Battler

>>34074913
I'm glad I'm not the only one who wants such a life. One of the things I want most in a woman is that they're not afraid to talk shit about me to my face, and I can respond in kind, and it all ends up being some long form of foreplay. It's like how some people like a woman who can kick their ass, only I prefer getting my ass kicked verbally instead. I'm a very confident guy, so that sort of thing wouldn't hurt me, but it's hard to find a woman who wouldn't cry about it with her friends behind your back as if she hadn't invited the whole idea in the first place. There's a lot of characters like that in Umineko, which both pleases me and makes me feel very lonely as well.

>>34047385
I applaud your effort, anon. Continue to produce such thrilling works. My only feedback is to try and make them longer. Pastas that match the length of Rika-chama's will be even better.

>>34022977
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>>34002348
NNNNNNGGGHHHH OOOOOOOOO
WITH BOOTS OR HER BARE FEET?

>>33961758
Me.

>>33928961
>>33928934
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH WAGA ARUJI MAKE ME WEEP PATHETIC TEARS

>>33912281
Oh my~

Erika strips me naked and then fastens me within a hollowed-out tree trunk, my head, hands and feet protruding from it. She forces me to ingest milk and honey to the point where I develop severe bowel movements and diarrhea, while she rubs honey on my body to attract insects to my exposed appendages. I am then left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. My own shit and piss accumulates over time within the tree container, attracting more insects, which would eat and breed within my exposed flesh, which—pursuant to interruption of my blood supply by burrowing insects— becomes increasingly gangrenous. Erika's feeding of me would be repeated each day to prolong the torture, so that dehydration or starvation did not kill me. Eventually I would die as a combination of dehydration, starvation and septic shock as a delirious mess begging for death.

>>33749486
You need to disprove solipsism because the position is that only my mind is inherently knowable. If I can't prove other minds actually exist, that means that when I called my teacher mom instead of her name it wasn't really embarrassing and I wasn't really being laughed at because no other mind other than my own provably exists.