/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>31147033
ogey

>>31105327
>Rig upgrades
>Immediate EN division
>I will personally drive to the house of every goddamn game company I can think of to get them permissions
>Recruit: songwriter, artist, video editor, game designer, and writer / translator.
>Start them on a longform content path, first project after the collab ban lifts, make a holostars dating sim.
>Form a separate branch within the already established holostars to create a boyband, get the best producers money can reel in to create mathmatically perfected earworms, I want garbage and I want it flashy.
>Recruit a new gen for both EN and JP at the same time
>They're themed as friendly rivals, bounty hunters VS high class criminals
>Give them a shit ton of lore, semi scripted segments for collabs to set up the scene, and get them 3D models to make a hologra style ongoing series of narrative shorts called "shooting stars" where the lore is expanded upon even further
>hire manga artist to draw an official manga of them
>Game expansions to include the new members
>Repurpose voice lines from the game as voice packs and sell them in hi-fi for an inflated price
>Make a shit ton of easy to produce merch, print on demand shirts and pillows and pants and posters and whatever, doesn't matter.
>Hold game jams
>Buy the rights to the winning games and sell them

>>31061277
Always has been

>>30970093
She should really get some more sleep.

>>30916446
>7% return annually
ISHYGDDT

>>30889208
I like helping the underdog

Haachaamaa is a fucking genius

>>30822882
yes but I wouldn't buy her one, fuck mcdonaldskiddies, I eat real food.

Jermaine is pretty based I can't lie

>>30787341
Delightfully devilish

>>30669076
Thanks for the link, fellow investigator. I couldn't find it on Ame-chan's channel.

Bros Ka*lpis' singing has too much soul for me

>all those deadbeats having some intense internal struggle on whether they should find it acceptable to ghostling for girly calli
you guys are funny

Ogey, rrats. Time to settle this.

Which one of us is the oldest?

I begin with 32.

>>30480615
>Gibby isn't listed to return
they're scared of his power https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-URROC1o0c

>>30477266
I can't... I kneel... It's over fellow teachads........

>>30449095
>It's still somehow there

>>30429268
I have never been embarrassed for anything I've done in these threads. Shame as a concept is instilled into a person only as a means to sell them doritos and anti depressants as far as I'm concerned. My favorite thing I've done was probably pony gura though.

>>30416607
Yes I agree fellow teamate

After much deliberation I've decided that the zombie is very good and I love her, I'm going to marry her. I will become the leader of Holostars EN and bring her to the US where I will get her a green card and we will perform Bob Fosse and Gwen Verdon dance routines and kiss under a flickering streetlamp in the rain while confessing that for years we've been fantasizing about being together. She'll grab onto my chest and say "I'm just cold right now." and I'll make a joke by starting to recite a standard wedding vows speech but she'll join in and about halfway through we'll be earnestly saying our vows to eachother. This will culminate in the Zoombie saying "I do" and I'll awkwardly hug her really right and say "I do too." The scene will end with a highly chroeographed dance routine set to the song Cut To The Feeling by Carly Rae Jepsen. Multiple background dancers on bicycles with light up wheels and calculated rain with strobe lights to freeze the droplets midair will be involved. The final move will be Ollie jumping into my arms from a death spiral position and we'll kiss as the stage lights go down. The stagehands will try to separate us behind the curtain during a set change but we'll be so in love that our lips will be locked for at least a few minutes, this will force the crew to call a brief intermission and begin thanking supachats while they prepare the next setpieces and give us our time together.

>>30398160
Ina should collab with ME

Nousagi's when Pekora isn't streaming:
>Hello fellow investors, I'm quite interested in the ID Gen 2 branch, the zombie debut was very well planned and executed, I have high hopes, how about you?
>I agree rretard, the zombie debut was very well done, I too am excited for the generation as a whole, however I must say I do not enjoy Pochi's designs.
>Neither do I fellow nousagi, I find her hands and chin unnerving and her proportions feel off to me. B-T-Dubs, have you any chance heard of the latest financial news?
>Of course peko, today marks the second day in a row for SNOW's weekend rally, totaling around a $95 gain in only two days, representing an over 30% increase in total per share value.
>Egscuisite, I myself heavily invested in SNOW on it's IPO even after it was inflated by premarket intuitional buying.
>Lucky you peko, I myself heavily invested in TSLA after their latest battery manufacturing process upgrade announcement, I believe their long term value lies not in the automobile market, but the energy market.
>I agree peko, most analysts are still evaluating them as a car company, when their energy storage solutions are by far more valuable.

Nousagis when Pekora is streaming:
Leah Sublime,
Goddess above me!
Snake of the slime
Alostrael, love me!
Our master, the devil
Prospers the revel.
Tread with your foot
My heart til it hurt!
Tread on it, put
The smear of your dirt
On my love, on my shame
Scribble your name!
Straddle your Beast
My Masterful Bitch
With the thighs of you greased
With the Sweat of your Itch!
Spit on me, scarlet
Mouth of my harlot!
Now from your wide
Raw cunt, the abyss,
Spend spouting the tide
Of your sizzling piss
In my mouth; oh my Whore
Let it pour, let it pour!
You stale like a mare
And fart as you stale;
Through straggled wet hair
You spout like a whale.
Splash the manure
And piss from the sewer.
Down to me quick
With your tooth on my lip
And your hand on my prick
With feverish grip
My life as it drinks—
How your breath stinks!
Your hand, oh unclean
Your hand that has wasted
Your love, in obscene
Black masses, that tasted
Your soul, it’s your hand!
Feel my prick stand!
Your life times from lewd
Little girl, to mature
Worn whore that has chewed
Your own pile of manure.
Your hand was the key to—
And now your frig me, too!
Rub all the much
Of your cunt on me, Leah
Cunt, let me suck
All your glued gonorrhea!
Cunt without end!
Amen! til you spend!
Cunt! you have harboured
All dirt and disease
In your slimy unbarbered
Loose hole, with its cheese
And its monthlies, and pox
You chewer of cocks!
Cunt, you have sucked
Up pricks, you squirted
Out foetuses, fucked
Til bastards you blurted
Out into space—
Spend on my face!
Rub all your gleet away!
Envenom the arrow.
May your pox eat away
Me to the marrow.
Cunt you have got me;
I love you to rot me!
Spend again, lash me!
Leah, one spasm
Scream to splash me.
Slime of the chasm
Choke me with spilth
Of your sow-belly’s filth.
Stab your demonic
Smile to my brain!
Soak me in cognac
Cunt and cocaine;
Sprawl on me! Sit
On my mouth, Leah, shit!

>>30352992
This is why I keep my hydroponics next to my bed, fresh lettuce whenever I want.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP