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Today's...

There was a Touhou anime coming out but it got put on indefinite hold since one idiot bitch on the team had blogged a bunch on danbooru posts that had a popular tag and it caused a shitstorm. The remnants of what was made was "stored" in a "stomach" which I saw as Doremy in a big bag with a bunch of maggots in it, someone saying it was a terrible place to store them.

Playing a Rance game but it's the street I live on. With another guy we come across a girl who's the daughter of a King, the King calls by phone scoffs "you think you're you?" because he's apparently met myriad different kinds of her since she set out from home, but apparently she was close to the original. She says "you say:(lists a bunch of habitual things he says, among them "uuuu")". He says "well, you've still got that big sister feeling, I love that, one of the things that gives a woman some substance, like some big breasts to grope on." I do something that fills out two little perk slots I have with two red muscle guys looking like they're standing back to back, like the image of Satan and The Devil I saw in one dream. The talks end as Ornstein appears, he's 1hr1'ing me with a Halberd and I manage to parry it which made me happy, I riposte him and worry that maybe it'll kill, then it does. The King says "now I really regret my last words to him." My perks disappeared but one of them became a cross, I thought it'd be cool if I got another cross to match it. A gray zombie with a really long body cut into lower and upper halves appeared, reminding me of Agitated Screams of Maggots. I used a chainsaw to saw through its upper body several times but it seemed to do nothing so I ran off as it could only slowly crawl after me.

I was invited to play Dota 2, I noticed while returning to base that the map seemed quite familiar, I said "since when did Dota 2's map become a knock-off Irithyll?" the top base being Pontiff arena and the bottom base being the archer's ramparts. I bought some boots, then a bunch of weapons that would construct into a green werewolf sword. I was fucking around bottom lane not really knowing what to do but it looked like we were losing since my allies were even more useless, seeming to be doing nothing at all. I went back to base and formed the blade that was called "Scimitar" and wondered about an armour to choose. I went far out along the middle lane, noticing all our towers and barracks were already lost. I saw some shadows of bats creep after me then I turned into a flesh and bone rat. Distressed, I ran back to base and waited around in the fountain for my skin to come back though it only partly did. I noticed I was Meepo, the enemy flooded our base, a large Pudge attacking the Ancient as I went over, split into four and wailed on him with my sword as best as I could, but he had a massive amount of health, ignoring me until they won. Pudge says something to me, I say "whatever, I tried. Gg." In a room, someone comes up to me saying something about South Park. I say "fuck South Park" and he looks a little upset as I hold my hands out like "well, what is it!?" then he says something about me being the next Jesus.
False awake in my room, there's a big telescope up on my altar but a part of it I thought I had put down was up so I wondered if this was a dream(not that I even own a telescope), then a big TV screen on my far wall comes on with some stone skeleton knights say "hahaha, it was me! Fed!"

In Irithyll, I'm attacking someone to make sure Yukari's mine, and landed plenty of hits with a Dark weapon, as I see images of Yukari flash by, a couple of them of her as a golden dog. Which reminded me that in that Tony Hawk game, when The Devil started talking I sat crosslegged on the ground and held a golden dog upon my lap.

Looking at a trannies' blog because it had sexy futanari Venus statues, she said Venus was the first woman and then Hecate formed out of Inferno behind her and masturbated her. I saw a picture of Hecatia with a gold hairclip that was "Hecatia" with one of the letters replaced with a $ so I thought "yeah, she's money money alright." Looked like kyouda suzuka's art.

Not today but about a week ago, I was telling someone either Hecatia or Venus was the first woman, and saw Hecatia, who looked like Hades Izanami but with red hair, having sex with another woman.