/jp/ - Otaku Culture

So your friends bullied you into going on a blind date of their arrangement. Over the days preceding, you begin to accept the idea - even hope your mysterious date may miraculously turn out to be a cute girl. On the day of the date, you cannot bear the anticipation, and end up arriving at the agreed-on spot twenty five minutes before zero hour. However, no matter how much closer you get to the fated time, no cute girls arrive. Suddenly, behind you, you hear a somewhat forcibly enthusiastic greeting.

"Hey." You turn around to find this... Human, right? This human girl, measuring you up. "Are you my date?" she asks.

How do you deal with this situation?