/jp/ - Otaku Culture

If there is God in this world, this is what he would have done..

By taking these two;
>>7680784
>>7680790
and have them sleep together in an old Victorian-style master's chamber and tinker with their minds so to imbed foreign personalities onto the both of them. The former being the head maid of the estate while the latter is the latest addition to their roster. The two would be fast asleep, and then..

"Good heavens, look at the time!" Exclaimed a distress >>7680790.

The young maid strides back and forth in the room. Though her steps are light, the aged wooden floor cried enough to awaken a tired >>7680784. "Did I not tell you to never, ever wake me up from my fitful slumber?"

"Forgive me, madame. But.." muttered >>7680790 as she turns towards the elder twice her size and age. "It's close to young master's tea time, and we've still yet to finish cleaning mistress' room!"

"Oh, the chores can wait." Suggested the head maid as she makes her way towards a wooden chair. "The child, too, can wait."

"That filthy wench can die for all I care.." Said an angry >>7680784 now seated. "There is one task that can never be delayed."

"You'll begin by cleaning my duster." She commands.

>>7674396
So, have you even tried to pick a little of that aged cheese down there and taste it? If you did, then I'd bet that you've done it so much that you've acquired the taste for it. But, this is just a small part of a big picture. Think about it, the gay guy popping a boner for you is a heavy drinker, so the cheese would be thicker and heavier in taste(or richer if you'd prefer, you sick cheese lover you).

Now, if you want to tell me that you've mastered sucking your own cock and love the taste of it, just don't. Sucking off yourself is one thing. Unless you'd blow the other guy while being held upside down like some twisted circus show. God, you young people nowadays.

Remember, no one tastes the same, not even twins!