/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>you're spraying your back yard garden with the hose to water the plants
>suddenly feel two reddish and lime green arms from behind wrap around your shoulders and press two giant breasts against the back of your head
>pale strands of hair dangle in front of your eyes as a chin sets on your head and something feminine giggles
>it now occurs to you that a Maneater Saccophyte has somehow discreetly grown in your garden for years and now that she's fully grown, she's active and decided to hunt for prey, and the nearest one is you
>if you make any sudden moves, her hunting instinct will trigger and she'll try to put you in the sack
What do you do in this situation anon?