/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39352942
>open door
Uh, you can't come in unless I invite you in, right?
>"Iz hokay NewMashtah, zhe iz zafe, my vamily hav serfed zhe Mishtresh for many centuries. Iz gut zhe getz a man finally"
>[stammers] "She means, her family have served my family... I mean, I'm still a young girl, of course... and it's not 'finally', peasant. Now go, get our bed ready, and I believe you should also have your Master's sammich made."
>"May I come in, kind sir, I promise I won't bite... unless you want me to..."