/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>order a month ago from otona.jp a single onahole
>order goes through smoothly and delivered within 3-4 days like clockwork


>order a second time
>got the chupa crater, onatsuyu lotion and usb warmer
>might have gotten a little overboard
>obsessively visit the order tracking website and even got a vacation leave on that day to spend some "quality time" with my purchase
>get an update saying "item for customs inspection"
>fuck dammit
>pace back and forth of my home thinking my next move
>looked up a few blogs on what to do
>tried contacting shipping company first but got nowhere
>finally decided to go to customs office
>thankfully its just a 30-40 minute ride away from my home


at the customs office

>arrive there at 4:00
>one hour till government office closing time
>theyre known for taking their sweet time when processing stuff
>finally manage to make it through
>my turn to have my package inspected
>the one doing it is an old lady
>and the inspection room isnt private
>its literally just behind a big glass window where other people in line can also see through
>when they opened the package one customs guy teasingly told the confused old lady that my items were sex toys
>she says the equivalent of "really?" in a dissapointed parent's tone of voice

fuck my life

then then calculated my taxes which amounted to roughly 23-25% of the total on what i paid for the item, including shipping fee.


the posters outside say items with weird/foreign item descriptions are more likely to be put to customs inspection and also items that are put at high priority delivery like going through EMS 3-4 days for example

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