/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16328465
It's nice to see it isn't Closing Time for the MGC Bar yet Mr. Late.

Probably your best setting barring the Seasonal one offs.

Come on lads, let's head on down to the MGC Bar and have ourselves a good ole time!

I bet the other boys are already down there, having a gaff, hitting on MGs way out of their league and everything!

I'm sure it's still open, we got time! We can get our fun in before they close out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usw6klhI7Os

...All right boys, change of plans! We're heading to the other bar, you know the one on the "other" side of town, that one. We're gonna have ourselves a grand time and damn the expense!

Let's get moving Oni-Musha and our good time awaits!

Let's go to the MGC Bar! It's not too late, we can have ourselves a good old time, all our friends are probably still there, laughing, singing, and having some drinks!

Come on let's go!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usw6klhI7Os

>>16054061
I was all pumped last night and got some writing done, now I couldn't care less.
Such is life.

How does your waifu deal with the fact that you'll never be real?

>someone forgets to put in the subject field + previous thread
>someone else makes a thread and makes different mistakes
>shitstorm starts about ideas that /mgt/ has been keeping in mind as everyone else can't have fun when other people discuss their ideas
Not sure whether to laugh or cry.

Yourselves, truly your worst enemies.

>>14123180
Ask Recap Anon.

Oh, wait.

>>14034109
MOOOOOOOOODS

>Your monstergirl imouto tearfully screams that she hates her onii-chan and never wants to see you again.

How do you respond?

>>13565132
>"Sorry I'm busy." You watch with a strange satisfaction as something inside of her breaks at your words.
>"???" Her mouth opens but nothing comes out. Her lower lip quivers in a mix of confusion and despair.
>That's when you feel it. Her claw still wrapped around your wrist tightens to a terrible degree in proportion to the sadness on her face.
>"Y-You don't understand." Her cold tone throws you off as she stands up. You're forced to follow as she calmly drags you out of the cafeteria.
>The pink angel winks with raised eyebrows while making an obscene hand gesture. Fucking bitch.
>The dragon stops for no one; pushing professors and students out of the way while firmly leading you forward. Any attempt to get her to stop is met with a simple "I'll make you understand Anon."
>With a single kick she forces open the locked door to the school roof and launches you onto the grey concrete floor.
>The door swings closed behind her as both of her claws cup your cheeks and she comes as close as she can without touching.
>Her breath comes in panicked puffs of heat and smoke. Her eyes teary with despair while still shining with determination.
>"For me there's only Anon. I can't possibly have anyone else if they're meant to be my treasure." Her breath becomes more erratic, sounding more like sobbing as she explains.
>"That's why, even if you hate me from now on I need to make you understand how precious you are to me." A few tears release from her eyes and slip down her cheeks.
>"You'll definitely come home with me, won't you Anon?" Her claws are tense, the pressure exerted on your face is enough to make you wince despite how calm she seems on the surface.

What do you do?

>>13471987
>>Hey there hubby, why don't you be a good pet and lick the scales on my feet clean, I know you want t-
>"Shut the fuck up you ugly, pompous inbred rat I'm trying to play GTA. Find some other cuck's face to stick your moldy cunt into"

>>13396523

>Demons are for killing

But she loves you.

Her face when you attempt to explain

>Contraception
>People who think you should be married before you have sex
>The concept of lifelong celibacy
>'Gold diggers'

>>12399369

Th...they aren't...?