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>>44430758
You rang?

>>43240115
1. Ushi-Oni
2. Oomukade
3. Jorou-Gumo
4. Arachne
5. Devil Bug
Most of the rest have a shot, but these would all be able to claim me trivially, while, say, wonderworms or mothmen are more iffy.

>>42341257
even ushi rape?

>>39986862
how can she say she loves you if she can't break through walls for you?

>>39815449
Luckily this conductor is feeling generous and ill let you board at the cost of your virginity.

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>>35554885
>I expect from a 2 ton rape spider
Are you calling Ushis fat? I hope you have drywall patches anon.

>>35477218
When an Ushi finds a way she likes to enter you won't change her mind. Might as well put an unlocked door there, nicer looking than just a hole in the wall.

>>34959373
Considering it's part Ushi I'd say she drags you under first. The real question is WHEN she drags you down.
You do know your demise is near because of the rumbling under your feet.

>>34166516
QUIT BREAKING MY DAMN WALLS!
YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE DRYWALL IS KNOWADAYS?

Someone said we're thread claiming!?

>>21809110
Rather, as their wall repairer.

>>20275533
Sure, "cuddle".

http://virusap.tumblr.com/post/169858007149/happy-birthday-wolfrad-happy-birthday-to-you-3

>>17773621
>>17773623
I'll teach you a little shortcut. If you submit the form to Ms Ushi herself, she'll marry you on the spot. After all, it's only an application for interim pelvis crushing pending marriage. You could just cut to the chase and marry her in her office.

>>16916391
Haul ass to anything above ground.

Graboids, not even once.

>>16249707
Ladybugs are cool.
Spiders are cool.
Butterflies are okay.
Moths are fluffywuffy but can get fuckhuge.

Wasps can die in a furnace.
Bees are okay since they don't sting for breathing in their general direction.
Fuck. Centipedes.
Flies are 100% useless and I question why we haven't eradicated them like screwflies.

Also: drspite not being a bug, there are newts and salamanders that will appear, but they're pretty cool.

>>15505443
>Jinko with triplets pouting because her husbando is doing the hunting and spoiling her while she gets fatter and fatter
>Getting flustered when he tells her that for being a giant, scarred Dire Jinko she's going to make an adorable mom
>TFW you will never protect her smile

>>15430550
Except you have legal obligations and she's a lawyer.

Did some one say Ushi-oni?

>>15344764
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>>15344770
>>15344743
>>15344754
"Come on, we can both share him~"
"Fuck off, monstrous witch. You're no sister of mine."
"Oh don't be so tsundere. I know how you used to masturbate to him at night in camp, crying out stuff like 'Ahn~ Hero! <3 Give me your Gae Bolg!'"
"It's amazing you didn't wake the entire place up."
"Take one more step towards me and it'll be your head."
>Hear the sound of a scuffle, multiple profanities being exchanged
>Wake up, rubbing your eyes
>Walk out of your tent to try and see if there's any clean water left in the pot, barely notice the strange sight right outside of your vision
>Pause, turn to see what the fuck your brain just failed to process
>Ushi-Oni with a face you'd recognize holding her pissed off twin sister with her claws and pedipalps
>Her sister's ankles and wrists tied together with her mouth bound so she can't yell at the top of her lungs anymore
'Go-od morning~'

>>15254882