/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm with Yukari in a car. I'm sitting on the car floor in front of her, I'm happy so I call her name hug her arm, she says "you're still pushing my message the wrong way" it makes me sad so I face and look at the car door. She takes off a shoe, holding it over to my face so I sniff, the smell was just regular shoe she had a wicked sexy American accent as she slowly said "you're not horny enough... you're a boy girl, a girl boy... garters..." There were sexy words alongside garters that I forgot.
In my unit, I was fighting with a master who was teaching me, barely staying alive because he generated huge explosions with his punches a martial art called "Death Bong" I survive and learn how to do this myself but master said I'm still going to lose the Shaman Fight, and they were coming not to meet me alive, but dead. I said "even though I'm Flan?" as I look through a book, seeing an image of her.

There were wishes being granted, Yukari said to herself "I wish my boyfriend was cooler..." a guy nearby says "hey, come on, we're making a wish to God" as I see a circular seal with green-teal fungus growing into a shape like Allah covered in spores.
I had a really long name, at least eight with one of them being Augustus.
I see me and it's said Yukari made me God while Okina put The Dragon in my shadow, I see Okina appear through a door on the ground and do so with a little dragon shadow.
I'm walking around when I hear a girl, I thought Yukari, say "I've seen a poster for Doctor Dolittle 2 that looked cooler than you" as I see me walking in a comfy psychiatrist outfit along with a cool little smoke dragon. I walk around some more when I hear it and see it again.
Walking near shops when at least one out of each one had a zombie come out of it I went near a crowded place but thought that just meant it'd spread among them all the more quickly so I ran towards the trees where people were sparse.
I see a meeting of three Patchouli fags around a table. They're represented by avatars of Pache, there's a kind of innocent seeming guy with a big Pache screen along one side of the table, one I don't remember, then a little Patchouli cartoon standing on the table. I thought it was kind of ugly in its standby but when the girl who was the user showed up and its eyes started moving it seemed kind of cute. She said to the guy "you're in love with Patchy" he says "what?" she says "you can't go 5 minutes without thinking about you or someone else having sex with her" and he makes a face to object but then starts thinking about it.

I'm with a girl and I have Okina on the phone, I'm complaining about something, she responds by saying "I once went studying abroad to a Greek college during the summer..." but I can't hear the rest because of the crowd around me became noisy, after it gets quiet I ask "I didn't catch that, Greek, college, Summer, then what?" She says "well that's it, I have no other memories about it than knowing that" and I thought hey that's like me and my dreams. I say "I've been dreaming about Yukari since..." I can see Okina sticking out of a door in front of me looking down on me with a pair of little granny glasses "...since before you were a character!" She says something like about wasting time "trying to go to another world, or digging" the girl with me asks what she means by digging and I guess "she means sticking my head in the sand" but Okina says "digging into the back of your mind." I ask "how do I go to another world anyway?" she says "no lights, no candles, no..." but the crowd around us became loud again. I thought I'd ask her after they died down but when they did the phone was playing ending music and I figured shes gone.

I enter the 4th dimension along with a girl, maybe Kaguya. Moving around in a laboratory, being in the 4th dimension made it so we waded through the floor like which split apart into polygonal prisms with red sides, feeling between swimming and wading through tall grass. We come to a big tv screen which a green dragon, Ryujin, appears on, telling us some stuff. Afterwards we leave the 4th dimension and laboratory, but I still have the option to open my menu like Ds3 and in the option can switch to a option to "Oversoul" which changes things to 4th dimensional no-clip. I'm driving a bus, on the very wide road's right side was an annoying guy appearing as a face on a little slime that kept mutiplying to flood the road so I steered left as possible, he flooded the road completely but it was shallow enough to ford my way into an entrance into a river. I see a Touhou character in a swimsuit washed through the river as she gets snagged on a couple of invisible lines near the waist and chest. There's a few dozen characters caught like this, their swimsuits stretching with the flow. I see Cirno who's stretching her onepiece suit way further than anyone else. I come over to Eirin, I tease her by looking left and right into her stretched swimsuit as she embarassedly dodges to avoid my gaze.