/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I don't know what exactly counts as a 'spookyhu' but for the sake of going with the flow, I'll pick Yukari. This is one spooky granny, I'd say.

>>16046101
You know, I always thought her sprite was strangely intimidating. I guess that means her art was well-done, then?

>>15294375
Oh me, oh my, I'm embarrassed now.

/x/ here to confirm that Yukari is indeed the best Touhou.

Once I dreamed that I was lying down on the ground as if I was just pushed back. I was in the kitchen. I saw one of the drawers slowly begin to open on it's own. Yukari slowly began to rise from the drawer and words began forming in my head (it's complicated). The world itself began to warp and darken as I saw Yukari fully emerge out of that drawer. Something along the lines of 'you have to establish contact ' or some shit like that showed up in my head and then I suddenly woke up.
That was almost 7 months ago

Should I be scared?

>>13811649
A travesty. Yukari-sama deserves at least seven PAGES.

>>13741642
A fan made visual novel would work better.
Imagine the suspense

*Majora's mask
*Warhammer 40k (Luna wolves)
*All werewolf lore
*Every violent Muslim country flag
*Lunarians

Have moon-aligned living things ever NOT needed to be removed?

Yukari willing, I would fuck Yukari.

Yukari akbar.

"I can see your every move, what you do, anything you think about. You are living in my fantasy. You can't change reality within fantasia, for I am the one who will control everything around me and people I choose. I will be watching you, always."

-Yukarin

>>8298555
>Are any of you homo's drunk?
Is what I meant.

Also that must be nice, usually on holidays or random months my D&D group buys a bunch of alcohol and we'll watch bad movies all night instead of playing. Usually I don't drink so I can drive to get food, the plus side is they usually buy me stuff too. Sometimes they all pool in to try and buy as much as possible to get me drunk. Last time I took half a bottle of pineapple rum before I had to stop because I literally could not drink anything more.

>>7221787
>>7221584
>HURR IM STRONG, I PANCH YOU, I LASOR YOU. WEEEE IM SO STRONG.

Just a lonely kid who likes to kick puppies because nobody likes her.

First one's free.

ive been through that aswell OP
i wonder how long its been since i felt Yukaris charm for the first time... the feeling has never swayed and shes still the only one for me
i will never find her sleeping in my bed as i come back home after a long day of work ;_;

>>5160594

So let's say you can live 3 years of your dream life. You can pick anyone, anywhere, anytime you want. Payment is the same.

Do you agree?

red + blue = violet OH SNAP

>create double-decoy, ridiculously complicated, months-long plan in order to steal a bottle of booze
Yukari is better than Aizen.

Final boss of Gensokyo.

>>4384803
Look at how she schemes and manipulates people to wage wars and shit.

old touhous, so good

>>4179755
It's okay. Being a hag isn't so bad.

>>4098837

>>4082649
Yukari is too old for the death note to work.