/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm so sick of this woman.
I try to keep a stable food store, but then the tanuki steal it.
Go to the bar, they're out of the booze I like, guess who drank it all? Tanuki.
Slip on a banana peel, my pies I set out to cool get eaten, animals scream at me when I go outside to take a dump at night, all Tanuki.
I ask Mamizou, straight up, if she can curb this nonsense, make peace you know?
>Well ya see sonny we can't just do that because blah blah blah *old person babble*
I grow sick of this and decide the only solution is to get a dog. Some good ole' boy I can rely on to keep the cretins at bay. And finally, someone responds to my missives telling me they'll meet me at my residence with an entire pack so I can have my pick of the litter. Think I'll finally put this whole mess behind me.
>Well sonny, here they're, finest dogs in all the land, fer free to take yer pick, they're all good to go to a home we're they'll be well-fed and well-cared for.
Goddamned Tanuki.

>more relevant than your favorite 2hu
How can other 2hu even compete?