/jp/ - Otaku Culture

DO NOT BREED WITH THE YOUKAI
THIS IS A PSA FOR ALL HUMANS
The growth of Kapder, the leader for e-dating at Gensokyo, has led to a demographic boom within the human village. However, there has been a noticeable increase as of late of reports about people suddenly disappearing forever. One of the hypothesis offered by the group of a syndicate I am not allowed to name, Miss Hieda, suggests that this is due to the increase in humanfishing. A testimony by an unknown source states that they had been messaged by a lady, who seemed very interested in their profile, and requested for a meetup somewhere between the Misty Lake and the Forest of Bamboo. It was only through a fortunate warning from Miss Hieda and the presence of fur around the path the Youkai had asked the human to follow that the human was able to figure they had likely been bamboozled, and so they left the place before anything bad could happen. This is further cemented by the exposed hypothesis of Miss Hieda that Youkais may have access, for an unknown fee, to a premium version of Kapder, which comes with an editing software specialized in hiding youkai traits or creating profiles that would best match with humans. Pictured here is the likely suspect who had tried to trick the unsuspecting human. According to said human's report, the photo on this youkai's profile had been edited with a background of Geidontei at Daytime, with neither her ears, tail or fur being visible.
Whether this phenomenon is true or not is up to one's interpretation. However, I was still asked to communicate these few tips and tricks that might save you from a surprise kidnapping.
>Be wary of any meetups being done outside of the human village. If you are to see this offer, at least ask if you could meet at the human village instead. If not, you may or may not be dealing with a Youkai
>Try to have a lengthy conversation with the Youkai, so that you may spot generic or outright weird responses on their end. Try to ask them trivial questions about the latest festival or something, and if they seem lost every time, then there's a good reason to be doubtful.
>Take a good look at the picture picture. These editing software are not perfect and even you may be able to spot something fishy.
>According to that same study and hypothesis conducted by that Hieda syndicate, it appears the most common age claimed by humanfishes appears to be 17 years old. Keep that in mind.
As with the printer, Kapder is a wonderful tool that brings many pros to our everchanging world, but there are dangers and a lot of people to teach, as it's all news to them. With every invention, you don't just come to it thinking
>Damn, this might be dangerous
But it might just be, but again, it's not all black or white.