/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I think I just ruined Christmas for my dad. I feel pretty awful. We watched a movie and I interpreted it as having a kind of patronizing morality he intended to direct at me and I afterwards implied some pretty spiteful things that were not at all christmas spirited.
I really regret that. And now I'm staying at their place as they go to his side of the family's christmas dinner.
I'm such a fuck up.

>>10190475
No, I wear jeans. The same pair I've been wearing all year actually.
Get on my level.

I like astronomy, but I don't know much about the physics side of it - mostly its geological aspects.

Hey! So uh, I just recently inherited a mac. What visual novels are compatible with apple computers?

Azusa is my love

>>2040570
Well, yeah, I guess I can get behind that.

Mmm, Azusa.

Dammit, now I have to look at that vid of Azusa in a swimsuit performing Do-Dai again. Moves cause her to bounce a whole lot.

Here's what you need to do this weekend
If you haven't taken my advice and gotten out of the markets already, you're too late. The only thing you can try to do now is prepare for the fallout of the worldwide economic collapse.
Go out and get yourself canned foods; enough to feed your family for a month or two.
In addition to canned foods, go out and buy 50lb bags of rice and oatmeal. You can use the rice as a bed for the canned foods for lunch and dinner and the oatmeal for breakfast. You may want to grab some honey and / or brown sugar to put on the oatmeal. You should also have dry milk powder to be able to mix with water to make milk.

If you do not yet have a gravity-fed water filter, go get one.
If you do not yet own guns to protect yourself and your family, try to buy one over the weekend. If you already own guns, get ammunition.
The reason you'll need the weapons is because civil unrest is likely to begin very quickly.
With economic collapse, supermarkets will run out of food fast. Roving bands of savage beasts will quickly realize they're hungry and come for your food. If you cannot protect yourself, they will kill you to get it.

The police will be totally overwhelmed rather quickly, so 911 won't be any help for you.
The cities will become nightmares within days and once the cities are emptied of food, the savages will have to come to the suburbs to get more. Rest assured, they will come.
Get together with your neighbors to form neighborhood defense teams. Get Family Radio Service walkie-talkies or CB radios and have them on a set channel for your neighborhood. If trouble comes, EVERYONE in the neighborhood must respond and use all deliberate force to restore order.

I hope this information helps.

Thank you

/jp/, how do I make a stranger become my girlfriend? I mean, I see a lot of shy girls around but I don't know how to approach them...
What am I to say? "Oh, that's a nice calculus textbook you've got there, I love calculus!"
I mean, I don't even know the basics of calculus, I'm a fucking history major.
Tell me how to talk, how stop being lonely, /jp/.

Goddamn, /jp/, the niggers next door are blasting shitty music at nine o'clock at night. Should I get a radio outside and start playing the Perfect Cherry Blossom soundtrack really loudly?

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>>1221556
You all meant Azusa, right?

According to my calculations, I am the best idolmaster. Fuck you all.