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>>42186508
>>42186452
Angetrice is the ultimate theory. It's a difficult one to construct, but I believe it ties the narrative together in a more complete way than other interpretations.
As I see it, there's a few possible variations
>Angemaria - Ange is actually Maria, either there never was a real Ange, or she died and Maria assumed her identity. This converts into basically Mariatrice, but you can use Ange chapters as evidence
>Angekuko - Ange and Ikuko are the same person, and assume the role of Beatrice by writing the forgeries, there is no actual Beatrice in this interpretation, and all the events on the island never actually happened, it's just a cope from Ange trying to make sense of her entire family dying in a random gas explosion.
>Anjessica - This relies on metanarrative to fold two characters together, putting Ange's school life into the mostly unseen Jessica's school life, and mixing together Eva and Natsuhi. Then the Ange identity can just be folded into Jessicatrice along with Yasu and Ikuko. That way the end result is Ange killing her entire family so she can bang Battler in a wheelchair.

>>40837440
Fat pig. Oooooink, oink oink.

The true MC of Umineko is not getting enough attention in this Lion thread.

>>36439860
You might be right, but it's cruel!

>>35320020

>>34726806

>>33892883
*mumbled munching sounds*

>>33313714
>>33313650
>>33313615
Delicious! This burger you gave me is really great Bern! Where's you get it? It's so juicy!

>>33295858
Go to sleep

>>33277818

>>33263900
Wonder What Lazy Fat Loser Fujo could be behind this Entire Thread

>>33167174

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"God what am I doing with my life!?"

*munch munch munch munch*
"..."
*munch munch munch*

>>32986170
not the other anon. I'm shit at editing so if anyone can do justice to this cute fatty it'd be much appreciated