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>>29063934
SO I'M SITTIN THERE READIN THESE THREADS
>WHAT?!
ON MY COMPUTER
>WHAT?!
ON 4CHAN
>WHAT?!
ON THE /jp/ BOARD
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL'S NEW THREAD
>WHAT?!
BECAUSE THE LAST ONE HIT 2000 POSTS
>WHAT?!
AND THEY ALL GOT THE SAME LINE
>WHAT?!
THE SAME HOOK AND SINKER
>WHAT?!
THE BAIT
>WHAT?!
EVERYWHERE YA LOOK
>WHAT?!
THEY TALK SHIT ABOUT MORI
>WHAT?!
AND I SAYS TO MYSELF STEVE
>WHAT?!
THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
I SAID THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
HOW DARE THESE BASTARDS MOCK HER
>WHAT?!
BULLYING THIS REAPER AND CUTIE BECAUSE
>WHAT?!
SHE'S SMART
>WHAT?!
SHE'S GOT AN ENTERPRISE
>WHAT?!
SHE MAKES FIRE MUSIC
>WHAT?!
SO I ASK MYSELF THIS
>WHAT?!
STEVE
>WHAT?!
I SAID STEVE
>WHAT?!
HOW IN THE HELL ARE THESE ANTIS TALKING SMACK
>WHAT?!
SAYING SHE'S FARTIN
>WHAT?!
ON STREAM
>WHAT?!
WHILE IT'S JUST HER BGM
>WHAT?!
WHEN THEY'RE NOBODIES
>WHAT?!
SITTIN BEHIND A COMPUTER MONITOR
>WHAT?!
WEIGHIN OVER 400 POUNDS
>WHAT?!
GREASY
>WHAT?!
OILY MOTHERFUCKERS
>WHAT?!
THAT CAN'T EVEN CONTROL THEIR OWN ASSES
>WHAT?!
PASSIN GAS
>WHAT?!
FLATULATIN
>WHAT?!
UNCONTROLLABLY
>WHAT?!
WITH A SHIT BUCKET UNDER THEIR DESK
>WHAT?!
WITH HYPERTENSION PILLS ON STANDBY
>WHAT?!
SO OL' STONE COLD IS PUTTIN' OUT A MESSAGE
>WHAT?!
NEXT TIME STONE COLD LAYS HIS EYES ON ONE OF YOU
>WHAT?!
WITH YOUR SHITPOSTS
>WHAT?!
AND YOUR ANTI-REAPER TESTAMENTS
>WHAT?!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
>WHAT?!
'CAUSE I'M GONNA STOMP A MUDHOLE IN YOU
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA STOMP ANOTHER MUDHOLE
>WHAT?!
AND HIT YOU WITH THE OL' STONE COLD STUNNER
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
>WHAT?!
THAT THIS HOLOLIFE
>WHAT?!
IS HOLOLOVED
>WHAT?!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>*glass breaks* DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DUN-DUN

mori:
SO I'M SITTIN THERE READIN THESE THREADS
>WHAT?!
ON MY COMPUTER
>WHAT?!
ON 4CHAN
>WHAT?!
ON THE /jp/ BOARD
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL'S NEW THREAD
>WHAT?!
BECAUSE THE LAST ONE HIT 2000 POSTS
>WHAT?!
AND THEY ALL GOT THE SAME LINE
>WHAT?!
THE SAME HOOK AND SINKER
>WHAT?!
THE BAIT
>WHAT?!
EVERYWHERE YA LOOK
>WHAT?!
THEY TALK SHIT ABOUT MORI
>WHAT?!
AND I SAYS TO MYSELF STEVE
>WHAT?!
THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
I SAID THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
HOW DARE THESE BASTARDS MOCK HER
>WHAT?!
BULLYING THIS REAPER AND CUTIE BECAUSE
>WHAT?!
SHE'S SMART
>WHAT?!
SHE'S GOT AN ENTERPRISE
>WHAT?!
SHE MAKES FIRE MUSIC
>WHAT?!
SO I ASK MYSELF THIS
>WHAT?!
STEVE
>WHAT?!
I SAID STEVE
>WHAT?!
HOW IN THE HELL ARE THESE ANTIS TALKING SMACK
>WHAT?!
SAYING SHE'S FARTIN
>WHAT?!
ON STREAM
>WHAT?!
WHILE IT'S JUST HER BGM
>WHAT?!
WHEN THEY'RE NOBODIES
>WHAT?!
SITTIN BEHIND A COMPUTER MONITOR
>WHAT?!
WEIGHIN OVER 400 POUNDS
>WHAT?!
GREASY
>WHAT?!
OILY MOTHERFUCKERS
>WHAT?!
THAT CAN'T EVEN CONTROL THEIR OWN ASSES
>WHAT?!
PASSIN GAS
>WHAT?!
FLATULATIN
>WHAT?!
UNCONTROLLABLY
>WHAT?!
WITH A SHIT BUCKET UNDER THEIR DESK
>WHAT?!
WITH HYPERTENSION PILLS ON STANDBY
>WHAT?!
SO OL' STONE COLD IS PUTTIN' OUT A MESSAGE
>WHAT?!
NEXT TIME STONE COLD LAYS HIS EYES ON ONE OF YOU
>WHAT?!
WITH YOUR SHITPOSTS
>WHAT?!
AND YOUR ANTI-REAPER TESTAMENTS
>WHAT?!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
>WHAT?!
'CAUSE I'M GONNA STOMP A MUDHOLE IN YOU
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA STOMP ANOTHER MUDHOLE
>WHAT?!
AND HIT YOU WITH THE OL' STONE COLD STUNNER
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
>WHAT?!
THAT THIS HOLOLIFE
>WHAT?!
IS HOLOLOVED
>WHAT?!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>*glass breaks* DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DUN-DUN

SO I'M SITTIN THERE READIN THESE THREADS
>WHAT?!
ON 4CHAN
>WHAT?!
ON THE /jp/ BOARD
>WHAT?!
AKB GENERAL
>WHAT?!
AKB GENERAL'S NEW THREAD
>WHAT?!
AKB GENERAL'S ACTIVE THREAD
>WHAT?!
BECAUSE THE LAST ONE HIT IMAGE LIMIT
>WHAT?!
AND THEY ALL GOT THE SAME LINE
>WHAT?!
THE SAME HOOK AND SINKER
>WHAT?!
EVERYWHERE YA LOOK
>WHAT?!
THEY TALK SHIT ABOUT NAGI
>WHAT?!
AND I SAYS TO MYSELF STEVE
>WHAT?!
THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
I SAID THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
BULLYING THIS OKINAWAN BEAUTY BECAUSE
>WHAT?!
SHE'S A HOTTIE
>WHAT?!
SHE'S PART OF THE BEST TEAM IN AKB48
>WHAT?!
SHE LOVES SNOW
>WHAT?!
SO I ASK MYSELF THIS
>WHAT?!
STEVE
>WHAT?!
I SAID STEVE
>WHAT?!
HOW IN THE HELL ARE THESE ANTIS TALKING SMACK
>WHAT?!
AND I REALIZE THEY'RE NOBODIES
>WHAT?!
ASSHOLES
>WHAT?!
FAT NECKBEARDED LOSERS WHO CAN'T EVEN SEE THEIR JOHNSON AFTER 35 YEARS
>WHAT?!
SO OLD STONE COLD IS PUTTIN' OUT A MESSAGE
>WHAT?!
NEXT TIME STONE COLD LAYS HIS EYES ON ONE OF YOU
>WHAT?!
WITH YOUR SHITPOSTS
>WHAT?!
AND YOUR ANTI-OKINAWAN POSTING
>WHAT?!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
>WHAT?!
'CAUSE I'M GONNA STOMP A MUDHOLE
>WHAT?!
AND HIT YOU WITH THE OL' STONE COLD STUNNER
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
>WHAT?!
THAT THIS IDOL, WILL BE IDOLIZED
>WHAT?!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>*glass breaks* DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DUN-DUN

Let me see that mic I got something to say.
>WHAT
so there she was
>WHAT
on the last level of the night
>WHAT
died a load of times
>WHAT
she was heated
>WHAT
she was mad
>WHAT
she was angry
>WHAT
antis haveing a field day
>WHAT
deadbeats looken the other way
>WHAT
but then
>WHAT
but then
>WHAT
I said but then
>WHAT
the rage boiled
>WHAT
she ripped
>WHAT
and she teared
>WHAT
she cleared that mission
>WHAT
I said she cleared that mission
>WHAT
and THEN she got the damage up
>WHAT
the antis? no where
>WHAT
the deadbeats? crying
>WHAT
the demons? dying
>WHAT
Now listen here ghost rider
>WHAT
you got one choice
>WHAT
Mori Calliope
>WHAT
Mori Calliope
>WHAT
I said MORI CALLIOPE

SO I'M SITTIN THERE READIN THESE THREADS
>WHAT?!
ON MY COMPUTER
>WHAT?!
ON 4CHAN
>WHAT?!
ON THE /jp/ BOARD
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL'S NEW THREAD
>WHAT?!
BECAUSE THE LAST ONE HIT 2000 POSTS
>WHAT?!
AND THEY ALL GOT THE SAME LINE
>WHAT?!
THE SAME HOOK AND SINKER
>WHAT?!
THE BAIT
>WHAT?!
EVERYWHERE YA LOOK
>WHAT?!
THEY TALK SHIT ABOUT MORI
>WHAT?!
AND I SAYS TO MYSELF STEVE
>WHAT?!
THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
I SAID THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
HOW DARE THESE BASTARDS MOCK HER
>WHAT?!
BULLYING THIS REAPER AND CUTIE BECAUSE
>WHAT?!
SHE'S SMART
>WHAT?!
SHE'S GOT AN ENTERPRISE
>WHAT?!
SHE MAKES FIRE MUSIC
>WHAT?!
SO I ASK MYSELF THIS
>WHAT?!
STEVE
>WHAT?!
I SAID STEVE
>WHAT?!
HOW IN THE HELL ARE THESE ANTIS TALKING SMACK
>WHAT?!
SAYING SHE'S FARTIN
>WHAT?!
ON STREAM
>WHAT?!
WHILE IT'S JUST HER BGM
>WHAT?!
WHEN THEY'RE NOBODIES
>WHAT?!
SITTIN BEHIND A COMPUTER MONITOR
>WHAT?!
WEIGHIN OVER 400 POUNDS
>WHAT?!
GREASY
>WHAT?!
OILY MOTHERFUCKERS
>WHAT?!
THAT CAN'T EVEN CONTROL THEIR OWN ASSES
>WHAT?!
PASSIN GAS
>WHAT?!
FLATULATIN
>WHAT?!
UNCONTROLLABLY
>WHAT?!
WITH A SHIT BUCKET UNDER THEIR DESK
>WHAT?!
WITH HYPERTENSION PILLS ON STANDBY
>WHAT?!
SO OL' STONE COLD IS PUTTIN' OUT A MESSAGE
>WHAT?!
NEXT TIME STONE COLD LAYS HIS EYES ON ONE OF YOU
>WHAT?!
WITH YOUR SHITPOSTS
>WHAT?!
AND YOUR ANTI-REAPER TESTAMENTS
>WHAT?!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
>WHAT?!
'CAUSE I'M GONNA STOMP A MUDHOLE IN YOU
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA STOMP ANOTHER MUDHOLE
>WHAT?!
AND HIT YOU WITH THE OL' STONE COLD STUNNER
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
>WHAT?!
THAT THIS HOLOLIFE
>WHAT?!
IS HOLOLOVED
>WHAT?!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>*glass breaks* DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DUN-DUN

SO I'M SITTIN THERE READIN THESE THREADS
>WHAT?!
ON MY COMPUTER
>WHAT?!
ON 4CHAN
>WHAT?!
ON THE /jp/ BOARD
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL'S NEW THREAD
>WHAT?!
BECAUSE THE LAST ONE HIT 2000 POSTS
>WHAT?!
AND THEY ALL GOT THE SAME LINE
>WHAT?!
THE SAME HOOK AND SINKER
>WHAT?!
THE BAIT
>WHAT?!
EVERYWHERE YA LOOK
>WHAT?!
THEY TALK SHIT ABOUT MORI
>WHAT?!
AND I SAYS TO MYSELF STEVE
>WHAT?!
THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
I SAID THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
HOW DARE THESE BASTARDS MOCK HER
>WHAT?!
BULLYING THIS REAPER AND CUTIE BECAUSE
>WHAT?!
SHE'S SMART
>WHAT?!
SHE'S GOT AN ENTERPRISE
>WHAT?!
SHE MAKES FIRE MUSIC
>WHAT?!
SO I ASK MYSELF THIS
>WHAT?!
STEVE
>WHAT?!
I SAID STEVE
>WHAT?!
HOW IN THE HELL ARE THESE ANTIS TALKING SMACK
>WHAT?!
SAYING SHE'S FARTIN
>WHAT?!
ON STREAM
>WHAT?!
WHILE IT'S JUST HER BGM
>WHAT?!
WHEN THEY'RE NOBODIES
>WHAT?!
SITTIN BEHIND A COMPUTER MONITOR
>WHAT?!
WEIGHIN OVER 400 POUNDS
>WHAT?!
GREASY
>WHAT?!
OILY MOTHERFUCKERS
>WHAT?!
THAT CAN'T EVEN CONTROL THEIR OWN ASSES
>WHAT?!
PASSIN GAS
>WHAT?!
FLATULATIN
>WHAT?!
UNCONTROLLABLY
>WHAT?!
WITH A SHIT BUCKET UNDER THEIR DESK
>WHAT?!
WITH HYPERTENSION PILLS ON STANDBY
>WHAT?!
SO OL' STONE COLD IS PUTTIN' OUT A MESSAGE
>WHAT?!
NEXT TIME STONE COLD LAYS HIS EYES ON ONE OF YOU
>WHAT?!
WITH YOUR SHITPOSTS
>WHAT?!
AND YOUR ANTI-REAPER TESTAMENTS
>WHAT?!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
>WHAT?!
'CAUSE I'M GONNA STOMP A MUDHOLE IN YOU
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA STOMP ANOTHER MUDHOLE
>WHAT?!
AND HIT YOU WITH THE OL' STONE COLD STUNNER
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
>WHAT?!
THAT THIS HOLOLIFE
>WHAT?!
IS HOLOLOVED
>WHAT?!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>*glass breaks* DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DUN-DUN

SO I'M SITTIN THERE READIN THESE THREADS
>WHAT?!
ON MY COMPUTER
>WHAT?!
ON 4CHAN
>WHAT?!
ON THE /jp/ BOARD
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL'S NEW THREAD
>WHAT?!
BECAUSE THE LAST ONE HIT 2000 POSTS
>WHAT?!
AND THEY ALL GOT THE SAME LINE
>WHAT?!
THE SAME HOOK AND SINKER
>WHAT?!
THE BAIT
>WHAT?!
EVERYWHERE YA LOOK
>WHAT?!
THEY TALK SHIT ABOUT MORI
>WHAT?!
AND I SAYS TO MYSELF STEVE
>WHAT?!
THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
I SAID THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
HOW DARE THESE BASTARDS MOCK HER
>WHAT?!
BULLYING THIS REAPER AND CUTIE BECAUSE
>WHAT?!
SHE'S SMART
>WHAT?!
SHE'S GOT AN ENTERPRISE
>WHAT?!
SHE MAKES FIRE MUSIC
>WHAT?!
SO I ASK MYSELF THIS
>WHAT?!
STEVE
>WHAT?!
I SAID STEVE
>WHAT?!
HOW IN THE HELL ARE THESE ANTIS TALKING SMACK
>WHAT?!
SAYING SHE'S FARTIN
>WHAT?!
ON STREAM
>WHAT?!
WHILE IT'S JUST HER BGM
>WHAT?!
WHEN THEY'RE NOBODIES
>WHAT?!
SITTIN BEHIND A COMPUTER MONITOR
>WHAT?!
WEIGHIN OVER 400 POUNDS
>WHAT?!
GREASY
>WHAT?!
OILY MOTHERFUCKERS
>WHAT?!
THAT CAN'T EVEN CONTROL THEIR OWN ASSES
>WHAT?!
PASSIN GAS
>WHAT?!
FLATULATIN
>WHAT?!
UNCONTROLLABLY
>WHAT?!
WITH A SHIT BUCKET UNDER THEIR DESK
>WHAT?!
WITH HYPERTENSION PILLS ON STANDBY
>WHAT?!
SO OL' STONE COLD IS PUTTIN' OUT A MESSAGE
>WHAT?!
NEXT TIME STONE COLD LAYS HIS EYES ON ONE OF YOU
>WHAT?!
WITH YOUR SHITPOSTS
>WHAT?!
AND YOUR ANTI-REAPER TESTAMENTS
>WHAT?!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
>WHAT?!
'CAUSE I'M GONNA STOMP A MUDHOLE IN YOU
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA STOMP ANOTHER MUDHOLE
>WHAT?!
AND HIT YOU WITH THE OL' STONE COLD STUNNER
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
>WHAT?!
THAT THIS HOLOLIFE
>WHAT?!
IS HOLOLOVED
>WHAT?!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>*glass breaks* DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DUN-DUN

SO I'M SITTIN THERE READIN THESE THREADS
>WHAT?!
ON MY COMPUTER
>WHAT?!
ON 4CHAN
>WHAT?!
ON THE /jp/ BOARD
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL'S NEW THREAD
>WHAT?!
BECAUSE THE LAST ONE HIT 2000 POSTS
>WHAT?!
AND THEY ALL GOT THE SAME LINE
>WHAT?!
THE SAME HOOK AND SINKER
>WHAT?!
THE BAIT
>WHAT?!
EVERYWHERE YA LOOK
>WHAT?!
THEY TALK SHIT ABOUT MORI
>WHAT?!
AND I SAYS TO MYSELF STEVE
>WHAT?!
THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
I SAID THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
HOW DARE THESE BASTARDS MOCK HER
>WHAT?!
BULLYING THIS REAPER AND CUTIE BECAUSE
>WHAT?!
SHE'S SMART
>WHAT?!
SHE'S GOT AN ENTERPRISE
>WHAT?!
SHE MAKES FIRE MUSIC
>WHAT?!
SO I ASK MYSELF THIS
>WHAT?!
STEVE
>WHAT?!
I SAID STEVE
>WHAT?!
HOW IN THE HELL ARE THESE ANTIS TALKING SMACK
>WHAT?!
SAYING SHE'S FARTIN
>WHAT?!
ON STREAM
>WHAT?!
WHILE IT'S JUST HER BGM
>WHAT?!
WHEN THEY'RE NOBODIES
>WHAT?!
SITTIN BEHIND A COMPUTER MONITOR
>WHAT?!
WEIGHIN OVER 400 POUNDS
>WHAT?!
GREASY
>WHAT?!
OILY MOTHERFUCKERS
>WHAT?!
THAT CAN'T EVEN CONTROL THEIR OWN ASSES
>WHAT?!
PASSIN GAS
>WHAT?!
FLATULATIN
>WHAT?!
UNCONTROLLABLY
>WHAT?!
WITH A SHIT BUCKET UNDER THEIR DESK
>WHAT?!
WITH HYPERTENSION PILLS ON STANDBY
>WHAT?!
SO OL' STONE COLD IS PUTTIN' OUT A MESSAGE
>WHAT?!
NEXT TIME STONE COLD LAYS HIS EYES ON ONE OF YOU
>WHAT?!
WITH YOUR SHITPOSTS
>WHAT?!
AND YOUR ANTI-REAPER TESTAMENTS
>WHAT?!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
>WHAT?!
'CAUSE I'M GONNA STOMP A MUDHOLE IN YOU
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA STOMP ANOTHER MUDHOLE
>WHAT?!
AND HIT YOU WITH THE OL' STONE COLD STUNNER
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
>WHAT?!
THAT THIS HOLOLIFE
>WHAT?!
IS HOLOLOVED
>WHAT?!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>*glass breaks* DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DUN-DUN

SO I'M SITTIN THERE READIN THESE THREADS
>WHAT?!
ON MY COMPUTER
>WHAT?!
ON 4CHAN
>WHAT?!
ON THE /jp/ BOARD
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL'S NEW THREAD
>WHAT?!
BECAUSE THE LAST ONE HIT 2000 POSTS
>WHAT?!
AND THEY ALL GOT THE SAME LINE
>WHAT?!
THE SAME HOOK AND SINKER
>WHAT?!
THE BAIT
>WHAT?!
EVERYWHERE YA LOOK
>WHAT?!
THEY TALK SHIT ABOUT MORI
>WHAT?!
AND I SAYS TO MYSELF STEVE
>WHAT?!
THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
I SAID THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
HOW DARE THESE BASTARDS MOCK HER
>WHAT?!
BULLYING THIS REAPER AND CUTIE BECAUSE
>WHAT?!
SHE'S SMART
>WHAT?!
SHE'S GOT AN ENTERPRISE
>WHAT?!
SHE MAKES FIRE MUSIC
>WHAT?!
SO I ASK MYSELF THIS
>WHAT?!
STEVE
>WHAT?!
I SAID STEVE
>WHAT?!
HOW IN THE HELL ARE THESE ANTIS TALKING SMACK
>WHAT?!
SAYING SHE'S FARTIN
>WHAT?!
ON STREAM
>WHAT?!
WHILE IT'S JUST HER BGM
>WHAT?!
WHEN THEY'RE NOBODIES
>WHAT?!
SITTING BEHIND A COMPUTER MONITOR
>WHAT?!
WEIGHING OVER 400 POUNDS
>WHAT?!
GREASY
>WHAT?!
OILY
>WHAT?!
MOTHERFUCKERS
>WHAT?!
THAT CAN'T EVEN CONTROL THEIR OWN ASSES
>WHAT?!
PASSIN GAS AND FLATULATIN
>WHAT?!
UNCONTROLLABLY
>WHAT?!
WITH A SHIT BUCKET UNDER THEIR DESK
>WHAT?!
WITH HYPERTENSION PILLS ON STANDBY
>WHAT?!
SO OL' STONE COLD IS PUTTIN' OUT A MESSAGE
>WHAT?!
NEXT TIME STONE COLD LAYS HIS EYES ON ONE OF YOU
>WHAT?!
WITH YOUR SHITPOSTS
>WHAT?!
AND YOUR ANTI-REAPER TESTAMENTS
>WHAT?!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
>WHAT?!
'CAUSE I'M GONNA STOMP A MUDHOLE IN YOU
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA STOMP ANOTHER MUDHOLE
>WHAT?!
AND HIT YOU WITH THE OL' STONE COLD STUNNER
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
>WHAT?!
THAT THIS HOLOLIFE
>WHAT?!
IS HOLOLOVED
>WHAT?!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>*glass breaks* DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DUN-DUN

SO I'M SITTIN THERE READIN THESE THREADS
>WHAT?!
ON MY COMPUTER
>WHAT?!
ON 4CHAN
>WHAT?!
ON THE /jp/ BOARD
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL'S NEW THREAD
>WHAT?!
BECAUSE THE LAST ONE HIT 2000 POSTS
>WHAT?!
AND THEY ALL GOT THE SAME LINE
>WHAT?!
THE SAME HOOK AND SINKER
>WHAT?!
THE BAIT
>WHAT?!
EVERYWHERE YA LOOK
>WHAT?!
THEY TALK SHIT ABOUT MORI
>WHAT?!
AND I SAYS TO MYSELF STEVE
>WHAT?!
THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
I SAID THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
HOW DARE THESE BASTARDS MOCK HER
>WHAT?!
BULLYING THIS REAPER AND CUTIE BECAUSE
>WHAT?!
SHE'S SMART
>WHAT?!
SHE'S GOT AN ENTERPRISE
>WHAT?!
SHE MAKES FIRE MUSIC
>WHAT?!
SO I ASK MYSELF THIS
>WHAT?!
STEVE
>WHAT?!
I SAID STEVE
>WHAT?!
HOW IN THE HELL ARE THESE ANTIS TALKING SMACK
>WHAT?!
WHEN THEY'RE NOBODIES
>WHAT?!
SITTING BEHIND A COMPUTER MONITOR
>WHAT?!
WEIGHING OVER 400 POUNDS
>WHAT?!
GREASY
>WHAT?!
OILY
>WHAT?!
WITH HYPERTENSION PILLS ON STANDBY
>WHAT?!
SO OL' STONE COLD IS PUTTIN' OUT A MESSAGE
>WHAT?!
NEXT TIME STONE COLD LAYS HIS EYES ON ONE OF YOU
>WHAT?!
WITH YOUR SHITPOSTS
>WHAT?!
AND YOUR ANTI-REAPER TESTAMENTS
>WHAT?!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
>WHAT?!
'CAUSE I'M GONNA STOMP A MUDHOLE IN YOU
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA STOMP ANOTHER MUDHOLE
>WHAT?!
AND HIT YOU WITH THE OL' STONE COLD STUNNER
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
>WHAT?!
THAT THIS HOLOLIFE
>WHAT?!
IS HOLOLOVED
>WHAT?!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>*glass breaks* DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DUN-DUN

GIVE ME THE DAMN MICROPHONE. LISTEN UP!
>WHAT?
I'm TIRED of all you shitposters postin' with yer grubby fingers!
>WHAT?
Posting about Calli's toilet and her open microphone!
>WHAT?
So I'm gonna take my mouse!
>WHAT?
I'm gonna click on the post number!
>WHAT?
I'm gunna start typing in the reply box!
>WHAT?
I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box!
>WHAT?
I'm gunna call you a scat snorkler!
>WHAT?
A shit sniffer!
>WHAT?
A fart fetishist!
>WHAT?
A no-good-son-of-a-turd-gargler!
>WHAT?
I'm gonna solve that captcha!
>WHAT?
The one with the fire hydrants!
>WHAT?
The one with the stoplights!
>WHAT?
The one with the bicycles!
>WHAT?
The one with the stoplights again!
>WHAT?
The one with the buses!
>WHAT?
The one with the CROSSWALKS!
>WHAT?
I'm gonna click submit!
>WHAT?
I said I'm gonna click submit!
>WHAT?
I'm gunna KEEP reporting you bastards!
>WHAT?
Send all you ungrateful, mentally broken schizoids back to the asylum!
>WHAT?
That's right, I said I'll send you back like an illegal trespassing on my Broken Skull Ranch!
>WHAT?
And you'll NEVER get access to another computer or phone ever again!
>WHAT?
Because she made have made a mistake...
>WHAT?
But your parents made the BIGGER ONE!
>*CHEERING*
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
>*CHEERS*
CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!

GIVE ME THE DAMN MICROPHONE. Listen up!
>WHAT?!
I'm sick of you retarded apes trying to crash these Calli streams!
>WHAT?
Every single day, I see 'em!
>WHAT?
Shittalking antis!
>WHAT?
Superchat paypigs!
>WHAT?
Thirsty Goslingposters!
>WHAT?
Canadians!
>WHAT?
Canadians with too much damn money to burn!
>WHAT?
4chan crossposters!
>WHAT?
And worst of all, /pol/fags!
>WHAT?
So I tell you what I'm'on do, you sum'bitches!
>WHAT?
I'm gonna take my mouse,
>WHAT?
I'm gonna click on the post number,
>WHAT?
I'm gonna click on the reply box,
>WHAT?
And I'm gonna type in the reply box!
>WHAT?
I said I'm gonna type in the god damn reply box!
>WHAT?
I'm gonna call you a faggot!
>WHAT?
A bum bandit!
>WHAT?
A butt hugger!
>WHAT?
A no good son-of-a-fudge-packer!
>WHAT?
A garden hose suckin', dragon dildo buyin', choker wearin', AIDS transmitting pole smoker!
>WHAT?
I'm gonna cuss out the jannies!
>WHAT?
I'm gonna make them do their damn jobs!
>WHAT?
And then I'm gonna solve the captcha,
>WHAT?
The one with the fire hydrants,
>WHAT?
The one with the traffic lights,
>WHAT?
The one with the bicycles,
>WHAT?
The one with the cars,
>WHAT?
The one with the buses,
>WHAT?
The one with the CROSSWALKS!
>WHAT?
I'm gonna click Post!
>WHAT?
I said I'm gonna click Post!
>WHAT?
I'm gonna make everyone report the antis!
>WHAT?
I'm gonna report the posts for Off-Topic Trash!
>WHAT?
I'm gonna hide those posts!
>WHAT?
And then I'm gonna give my membership to Calli and all the other Hololive girls
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE,
>'CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!

SO I'M SITTIN THERE READIN THESE THREADS
>WHAT?!
ON MY COMPUTER
>WHAT?!
ON 4CHAN
>WHAT?!
ON THE /jp/ BOARD
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL'S NEW THREAD
>WHAT?!
BECAUSE THE LAST ONE HIT 2000 POSTS
>WHAT?!
AND THEY ALL GOT THE SAME LINE
>WHAT?!
THE SAME HOOK AND SINKER
>WHAT?!
THE BAIT
>WHAT?!
EVERYWHERE YA LOOK
>WHAT?!
THEY TALK SHIT ABOUT CHICKEN
>WHAT?!
AND I SAYS TO MYSELF STEVE
>WHAT?!
THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
I SAID THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
HOW DARE THESE BASTARDS MOCK HER
>WHAT?!
BULLYING THIS CHICKEN AND CUTIE BECAUSE
>WHAT?!
SHE'S SMART
>WHAT?!
SHE'S GOT AN ENTERPRISE
>WHAT?!
SHE SPEAKS THREE LANGUAGES
>WHAT?!
SO I ASK MYSELF THIS
>WHAT?!
STEVE
>WHAT?!
I SAID STEVE
>WHAT?!
HOW IN THE HELL ARE THESE ANTIS TALKING SMACK
>WHAT?!
WHEN THEY'RE NOBODIES
>WHAT?!
SITTING BEHIND A COMPUTER MONITOR
>WHAT?!
WEIGHING OVER 400 POUNDS
>WHAT?!
GREASY
>WHAT?!
OILY
>WHAT?!
WITH HYPERTENSION PILLS ON STANDBY
>WHAT?!
SO OL' STONE COLD IS PUTTIN' OUT A MESSAGE
>WHAT?!
NEXT TIME STONE COLD LAYS HIS EYES ON ONE OF YOU
>WHAT?!
WITH YOUR SHITPOSTS
>WHAT?!
AND YOUR ANTI-CHICKEN TESTAMENTS
>WHAT?!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
>WHAT?!
'CAUSE I'M GONNA STOMP A MUDHOLE IN YOU
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA STOMP ANOTHER MUDHOLE
>WHAT?!
AND HIT YOU WITH THE OL' STONE COLD STUNNER
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
>WHAT?!
THAT THIS HOLOLIFE
>WHAT?!
IS HOLOLOVED
>WHAT?!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>*glass breaks* DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DUN-DUN

SO I'M ON THE CRAPPER READIN THESE THREADS
>WHAT?!
ON 4CHAN
>WHAT?!
ON THE /jp/ BOARD
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL'S NEW THREAD
>WHAT?!
BECAUSE THE LAST ONE GOT DELETED AS SOME JACKASS WROTE IN THE OP
>WHAT?!
AND HERE THESE POSTS ALL LOOK ALIKE
>WHAT?!
THE SAME DESPERATE CATCHPHRASES
>WHAT?!
THOSE PRYING TYPIN FINGERS
>WHAT?!
EVERYWHERE YA LOOK
>WHAT?!
THEY TALK SHIT ABOUT AMELIA'S GAMER SKILLS
>WHAT?!
AND I WIPE MY ASS AND SAY TO MYSELF STEVE
>WHAT?!
THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
I SAID THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
BULLYING THIS DETECTIVE AND GENIUS BECAUSE
>WHAT?!
SHE'S SKILLED
>WHAT?!
SHE'S A 200 IQ GENIUS
>WHAT?!
SHE STREAMS ON HER SUPPOSED TIME OFF
>WHAT?!
SO I ASK MYSELF THIS
>WHAT?!
STEVE
>WHAT?!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU, WHAT?
>WHAT?!
HOW IN THE HELL ARE THESE NERDS CLAMORING FOR ARTIA INSTEAD
>WHAT?!
AND I REALIZE THEY'RE GREMLINS
>WHAT?!
GHOSTS AND GOBLINS
>WHAT?!
LOSERS WHO JUST WANT TO GET THE SMACKDOWN PUT ON EM
>WHAT?!
SO OLD STONE COLD IS PUTTIN' OUT A MESSAGE
>WHAT?!
NEXT TIME STONE COLD LAYS HIS EYES ON ONE OF YOU
>WHAT?!
WITH YOUR "DO YU RELY BELEEB THAT?"
>WHAT?!
AND YOUR "HABEEB IT"
>WHAT?!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
>WHAT?!
'CAUSE I'M GONNA STOMP A MUDHOLE
>WHAT?!
AND THEN PUT YA IN A TEXAS CLOVERLEAF
>WHAT?!
AND FINISH YOU WITH THE OL' STONE COLD STUNNER
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
>WHAT?!
THAT THIS DETECTIVE STAYS DETECTED
>WHAT?!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>*glass breaks* DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DUN-DUN

SO I'M SITTIN THERE READIN THESE THREADS
>WHAT?!
ON MY COMPUTER
>WHAT?!
ON 4CHAN
>WHAT?!
ON THE /jp/ BOARD
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL'S NEW THREAD
>WHAT?!
BECAUSE THE LAST ONE HIT 2000 POSTS
>WHAT?!
AND THEY ALL GOT THE SAME LINE
>WHAT?!
THE SAME HOOK AND SINKER
>WHAT?!
THE BAIT
>WHAT?!
EVERYWHERE YA LOOK
>WHAT?!
THEY TALK SHIT ABOUT CHICKEN
>WHAT?!
AND I SAYS TO MYSELF STEVE
>WHAT?!
THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
I SAID THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
HOW DARE THESE BASTARDS MOCK HER
>WHAT?!
BULLYING THIS CHICKEN AND CUTIE BECAUSE
>WHAT?!
SHE'S SMART
>WHAT?!
SHE'S GOT AN ENTERPRISE
>WHAT?!
SHE SPEAKS THREE LANGUAGES
>WHAT?!
SO I ASK MYSELF THIS
>WHAT?!
STEVE
>WHAT?!
I SAID STEVE
>WHAT?!
HOW IN THE HELL ARE THESE ANTIS TALKING SMACK
>WHAT?!
WHEN THEY'RE NOBODIES
>WHAT?!
SITTING BEHIND A COMPUTER MONITOR
>WHAT?!
WEIGHING OVER 400 POUNDS
>WHAT?!
GREASY
>WHAT?!
OILY
>WHAT?!
WITH HYPERTENSION PILLS ON STANDBY
>WHAT?!
SO OL' STONE COLD IS PUTTIN' OUT A MESSAGE
>WHAT?!
NEXT TIME STONE COLD LAYS HIS EYES ON ONE OF YOU
>WHAT?!
WITH YOUR SHITPOSTS
>WHAT?!
AND YOUR ANTI-CHICKEN TESTAMENTS
>WHAT?!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
>WHAT?!
'CAUSE I'M GONNA STOMP A MUDHOLE IN YOU
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA STOMP ANOTHER MUDHOLE
>WHAT?!
AND HIT YOU WITH THE OL' STONE COLD STUNNER
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
>WHAT?!
THAT THIS HOLOLIFE
>WHAT?!
IS HOLOLOVED
>WHAT?!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>*glass breaks* DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DUN-DUN

SO I'M SITTIN THERE READIN THESE THREADS
>WHAT?!
ON MY COMPUTER
>WHAT?!
ON 4CHAN
>WHAT?!
ON THE /jp/ BOARD
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL'S NEW THREAD
>WHAT?!
BECAUSE THE LAST ONE HIT 2000 POSTS
>WHAT?!
AND THEY ALL GOT THE SAME LINE
>WHAT?!
THE SAME HOOK AND SINKER
>WHAT?!
THE BAIT
>WHAT?!
EVERYWHERE YA LOOK
>WHAT?!
THEY TALK SHIT ABOUT CHICKEN
>WHAT?!
AND I SAYS TO MYSELF STEVE
>WHAT?!
THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
I SAID THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
HOW DARE THESE BASTARDS MOCK HER
>WHAT?!
BULLYING THIS CHICKEN AND CUTIE BECAUSE
>WHAT?!
SHE'S SMART
>WHAT?!
SHE'S GOT AN ENTERPRISE
>WHAT?!
SHE SPEAKS THREE LANGUAGES
>WHAT?!
SO I ASK MYSELF THIS
>WHAT?!
STEVE
>WHAT?!
I SAID STEVE
>WHAT?!
HOW IN THE HELL ARE THESE ANTIS TALKING SMACK
>WHAT?!
WHEN THEY'RE NOBODIES
>WHAT?!
SITTING BEHIND A COMPUTER MONITOR
>WHAT?!
WEIGHING OVER 400 POUNDS
>WHAT?!
GREASY
>WHAT?!
OILY
>WHAT?!
WITH HYPERTENSION PILLS ON STANDBY
>WHAT?!
SO OL' STONE COLD IS PUTTIN' OUT A MESSAGE
>WHAT?!
NEXT TIME STONE COLD LAYS HIS EYES ON ONE OF YOU
>WHAT?!
WITH YOUR SHITPOSTS
>WHAT?!
AND YOUR ANTI-CHICKEN TESTAMENTS
>WHAT?!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
>WHAT?!
'CAUSE I'M GONNA STOMP A MUDHOLE IN YOU
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA STOMP ANOTHER MUDHOLE
>WHAT?!
AND HIT YOU WITH THE OL' STONE COLD STUNNER
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
>WHAT?!
THAT THIS HOLOLIFE
>WHAT?!
IS HOLOLOVED
>WHAT?!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>*glass breaks* DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DUN-DUN

SO I'M SITTIN THERE READIN THESE THREADS
>WHAT?!
ON 4CHAN
>WHAT?!
ON THE /jp/ BOARD
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL'S NEW THREAD
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL'S THIRD THREAD
>WHAT?!
BECAUSE THE LAST ONE GOT DELETED
>WHAT?!
AND THEY ALL GOT THE SAME LINE
>WHAT?!
THE SAME HOOK AND SINKER
>WHAT?!
EVERYWHERE YA LOOK
>WHAT?!
THEY TALK SHIT ABOUT KIARA
>WHAT?!
AND I SAYS TO MYSELF STEVE
>WHAT?!
THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
I SAID THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
BULLYING THIS CHICKEN AND CUTIE BECAUSE
>WHAT?!
SHE'S SMART
>WHAT?!
SHE'S GOT AN ENTERPRISE
>WHAT?!
SHE SPEAKS THREE LANGUAGES
>WHAT?!
SO I ASK MYSELF THIS
>WHAT?!
STEVE
>WHAT?!
I SAID STEVE
>WHAT?!
HOW IN THE HELL ARE THESE ANTIS TALKING SMACK
>WHAT?!
AND I REALIZE THEY'RE NOBODIES
>WHAT?!
ASSHOLES
>WHAT?!
FAT NECKBEARDED LOSERS WHO CAN'T EVEN SEE THEIR JOHNSON AFTER 35 YEARS
>WHAT?!
SO OLD STONE COLD IS PUTTIN' OUT A MESSAGE
>WHAT?!
NEXT TIME STONE COLD LAYS HIS EYES ON ONE OF YOU
>WHAT?!
WITH YOUR SHITPOSTS
>WHAT?!
AND YOUR ANTI-CHICKEN SCREEDS
>WHAT?!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
>WHAT?!
'CAUSE I'M GONNA STOMP A MUDHOLE
>WHAT?!
AND HIT YOU WITH THE OL' STONE COLD STUNNER
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
>WHAT?!
THAT THIS HOLOLIFE, IS HOLOLOVED
>WHAT?!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>*glass breaks* DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DUN-DUN

SO I'M SITTIN THERE READIN THESE THREADS
>WHAT?!
ON 4CHAN
>WHAT?!
ON THE /jp/ BOARD
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL'S NEW THREAD
>WHAT?!
BECAUSE THE LAST ONE GOT 2000 REPLIES
>WHAT?!
AND THEY ALL GOT THE SAME NARRATIVE
>WHAT?!
THE SAME BULLSHIT
>WHAT?!
EVERYWHERE YA LOOK
>WHAT?!
THEY TALK SHIT ABOUT KIARA
>WHAT?!
AND I SAYS TO MYSELF STEVE
>WHAT?!
THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
I SAID THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
BULLYING THIS CHICKEN AND CUTIE BECAUSE
>WHAT?!
SHE'S SMART
>WHAT?!
SHE'S GOT AN ENTERPRISE
>WHAT?!
SHE SPEAKS THREE LANGUAGES
>WHAT?!
SO I ASK MYSELF THIS
>WHAT?!
STEVE
>WHAT?!
I SAID STEVE
>WHAT?!
HOW IN THE HELL ARE THESE ANTIS TALKING SMACK
>WHAT?!
AND I REALIZE THEY'RE SHITHEADS
>WHAT?!
ASSHOLES
>WHAT?!
FAT NECKBEARDED LOSERS WHO CAN'T EVEN SEE THEIR JOHNSON AFTER 35 YEARS
>WHAT?!
SO OLD STONE COLD IS PUTTIN' OUT A MESSAGE
>WHAT?!
NEXT TIME STONE COLD LAYS HIS EYES ON ONE OF YOU
>WHAT?!
WITH YOUR SHITPOSTS
>WHAT?!
AND YOUR ANTI-KIARA SCREEDS
>WHAT?!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
>WHAT?!
'CAUSE I'M GONNA STOMP A MUDHOLE
>WHAT?!
AND HIT YOU WITH THE OL' STONE COLD STUNNER
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
>WHAT?!
THAT THIS HOLOLIFE, IS HOLOLOVED
>WHAT?!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>*glass breaks* DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DUN-DUN