/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43393423
Dragon

>>43018946
You'll feel better after they have their way with you anon

>>42993269
>hear screeching metal from the frame of your car as it lifts off the ground
>pushed back into your seat and white knuckling the steering wheel
>see a woman with horns peek down over the top of your windshield
>beams a smile at you and you can mutedly hear "husband!" through the screaming wind and glass

>>39708622
It's always dragon time.

>>36795792
a large silver ingot

>>25941712
If you can't make her smile like this you need to try harder.

If I take some fries from a dragon’s meal will she notice?

I want to make my dragon this happpy!

>>22018573
Cuddly dragons are the best

>>21692682
I want to make many strong babies with her.

I love dragons!

Remember to give your dragon lots of love!

Be sure to give your dragon lots of love

How can I earn a dragon's love?

How can I make a dragon this happy?

>Dragon gf invites you over to show you her hoard
>She shows you her room, she has a sizable collection of treasures that would wow the local museum
>In fact you think she stole some from said museum
>Wurm sister notices you're over and drags you away saying she's got a hoard too
>Dragon gf is angry that her sister is stealing you away from her and grabs her sis's tail
>Just drags Dragon gf along with you to her room
>When she opens the door it's like Willy Wonka's candy land, but with glittering gold, radiant jewels and artifacts that look straight out of the Demon Lord's castle itself
>She even has a molten river of gold flowing through it all
>Wurm sis is brimming with pride as you just stare in awe like a Tanuki stares at a bank loan with 0% interest
>Dragon gf on the other hand angrily storms out of the room
>Realize Dragons have major superiority complex and being outdone like this is like Vampire losing to Dhampir one on one
>Dragon gf locks herself in her room refusing to come out
How do you make it up to her?

>>20801287
Look at this smile and tell me it's not the smile of a girl that's loved.

>>19097245
>>19097254
Why are dragons so good and lusty?

>>18133691
Eight.
If my sister was a monster and she wasn't blood related things would be dangerous for me. It's normal to see her walking in her underwear and I've heard her masturbating sometimes too. Pretty awkward.

>>18133751
Dragon. I'm really glad I requested this and barb heard my prayers.

>>17323493
>Be an average thief, seeking some cash to get through the everyday life
>Hear rumours about a Dragon and her hoard hiding in the mountain and decide to pay a visit
>The journey is quick and easy, treasure is already in sight
>As soon as the first gold coin goes inside the bag, the whole place shakes and the terrifying dragon shows herself
>She just stares for some time before sighing, mentioning that "it's just another thief" and going back to sleep
>She's jaded
Guess what anons. It's time for some heavy
dragon healing

>walking through the house one day, looking for your dragon waifu
>find her in her massive hoard room, moving some things around
>on a gold platform in the center of her vast riches, she places an ornate throne made with every valuable metal and jewel known to man, and quite a few known to monsters
>it must weigh a ton and be worth more than a hundred tanukis' life savings
>you make your way up the hill of treasures as she polishes a plaque to mount on the throne
>ask her what's up with King Midas' wet dream of a chair, and she tells you that it's a spot for her most priceless treasure as she places the plaque where it belongs
>"Anon, A Gem With No Equal"

>>16596400
Boy the disrespect is insane. You're clearly not a worshipper and is probably just there to get the benefits of at least seeing a dragon considering that you are so trash that they wouldn't even get near you because of so much disgust.

>>16415464
I would probably find a dragon, but what about her personality? Like, if she wants me I wouldn't mind dating and marrying her, but if she wants no game then I"ll try to hook her up with a fellow anon and continue my adventure.

>>16199258
>>16199310
The only good dragon is ALL dragons!

All types of dragons deserve love!

Depression is a bitch tho