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We got a problem. The elves are modernizing.

>>22768760

Get a squad ready.

>>20299189
Are you implying Elves aren't monster girls? What's your threshold for "Cosplay tier" girls?

>Elf militias with compound bows and fortified compounds

>Modern tactical elf
>Lives innawoods
>Bow hunter
>Uses every single part of the animal
>Makes her own jerky. Tans her own leather. Uses bones for soup. Has a great recipe for special occasions where you just stuff an entire deer with hot coals and bury it.
>"Get a warrant or get off my property."
>Insists on being the big spoon

>Modern, tactical elf
>Lives innawoods
>Bow hunts
>Makes her own leather
>Makes the best deer jerky you've ever had
>Installed a walk-in freezer in her home to store deer carcasses
>Uses every part of the animal

>>16702228

Serious elf.

>Tactical survivalist elf who lives alone in the woods and uses every single part of every animal she kills

>>16291861

The ideal waifu is on the more sexually conservative side. Get you a girl who just wants to have sex once a night after a long day of hunting to keep the family fed.

>Modern tactical elves

>Probably has her own walk-in cooler to store meat from animals she's hunted. Makes her own deer sausage. Uses every part of the animal. Grows her own vegetables and gathers wild mushrooms.

>>16146274
We'll unleash all our forces, we won't cut them any slack!

>>14958108
It's either one or the other famvolio.

Kuudere elf onee-sans with big, bothersome torpedo tits that they're embarrassed of, but are really sexual.

>>14430015
This is totally acceptable.