/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Ooga booga, my name is John Ooga.

I’m a 28 year old American Africanophile (Africa fan for you white folks). I draw animals and people on my cave wall, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior african music. (Soulja boy, xxxtentacion, lil pump)

I train with my rock every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through rocks because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my stone license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak African fluently, both ooga and the booga dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about African history and their ooga code, which I follow 100%

When I get my African visa, I am moving to Niger to attend a prestigious Rape Gang to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an rapist!

I own several condoms, which I don't wear. I don't want to get used to wearing them before I move to Africa, so I can fit in easier. I shout to my elders and seniors and speak caveman language as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Africa!