/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Skyrim, Gura? Really? That game’s older than my mother! Why don’t you play something less broken and more recent, like ARK! That game’ll put hair on your viewer’s chests!

So, that illegal alien got a new outfit, eh Cole? Does she think that’s going to distract us from discovering that NenePro is the dirtiest company in the business today?

Mani Aloe? You want me to feel bad about what happened to her? She talked shit and got hit, just like any other broad who decides to mouth off, Cole! Save your tears for someone who matters, like poor Roa from Nijisanji.

Stay away from the Skyrim Redevelopment Fund, Cole. You and that degenerate jungle music-making broad of yours, the "reaper" or whatever nonsense she is calling herself now. No more visits to Mr. Howard's office, no more accusations of game breaking bugs or glitches. You've been warned. Stay away.

Look Cole if I wanted to hear some heathen Oriental chambermaid mutter broken English at me I would drive out to a San Francisco whorehouse for a "two dollah" massage. Speaking of two dollars, isn't that how much the fake sleuth made while playing pretend bomb defusal?

These two dumb broads can probably barely defuse an argument let alone a bomb, Cole. I can't even understand what this godless Jap is saying and neither can the clown whore in the Sherlock Halloween costume apparently. Can you believe they actually let women do the work of men? Next thing you're going to tell me as they're going to let coloreds and women be police detectives.

Shishiro Botan, Cole? First the Germans, now you want fuck the Ruskies? I mean, I could understand if she were younger, but she’s old enough to be your mother, you sick fuck!

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I know what you mean Roy. And that Gura pretending to be sick for sympathy while she sleeps off a two day bender, amateur move! I've seen the mick dockworkers give better excuses in the drunk tank.

>Shishiro Botan? No thanks Cole, I generally avoid chasing after women old enough to be my mother, but you have fun explaining why your granny lover has a shattered pelvis to the paramedics, you disgusting freak.

Hoshinova Moona? A fraud! She claims to be the physical embodiment of the moon, but I know she’s full of shit, the mass of the moon is 7.342 x 10^22 kg, which when translated from commie bastard to someone that civilized people use, means really fuckin’ heavy. And not nearly as heavy as Moona herself!

Risu? Pretty appropriate that a filthy Indonesian would choose to be a filthy rodent, it’s a step up from her previous living situation!

So the only way to see Gura is to pay a fee huh? how long until she starts charging by the hour, Cole?

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That's what the doctors told your whore mother after seeing you

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It’s only natural, Hololive women can’t cook or clean, what makes you think they can shoot? APEX is a man’s game, they’re just there to look pretty and get shot!

Tried as you might Cole you didn't get all the godless Japs over there. Some of them even had the gall to come here after the war. He's called Mamaloni. You hear that name and you're thinking some two-bit dago in an alley with a pocket knife hidden in a cheap suit. No sir, he's a zip who likes to draw women to look more like men. Maybe all that fire we rained down on them fried their brains a little.

Cole, meet Tony Bones. Old Tony here has the biggest dick in town and the smallest wallet. Or was it the other way around? I can never remember. How much did you spend to get a woman to talk to you that isn't your disappointed-looking mother today, Tony?

Do you hear all that braying and bleeting, Cole? Did they drop off a pack of circus animals on the highway? Oh, it's a bunch of fruit pickers that are excited that someone gave a shit about their servant language for once in their lives.

Calliope Mori? Why does a cheap drunk trying to make Jungle noise wear a bridal veil? Does she not realize that no one is going to marry a pathetic alcoholic failure like her? Should be looking at getting yourself a real woman, like Nijisanji’s Gibara! That’s what a real man wants, Cole!

This is Roy Earle, chief detective of the LAPD Administrative Vice squad. He hates schizos, whores and junkies. Say something nice about him!

Women like Mori, despite all their fancy objections, just want the attention of men like us Cole. Unfortunately for them dressing like a man and talking like a man doesn't change what God gave her. She can sing plantation nonsense, drink that Russian hooch and pound as many Zulu drums as she wants to distract people but it's plain as day to the rest of us.

That Noel is my kind of girl, Cole. Huge rack, no brains. A bit of crazy in her that you can fix with one across the mouth. And desperate. More desperate than my shoeshine boy who drools for an extra nickel in his box.

Isn't that just the most adorable partnership, Cole? The dried-up Kaiser's daughter and a whore who has had more schizoid freaks inside her than that funny farm past the tar pits. If they put their heads together for long enough maybe they can make me a steak dinner.

Amelia Watson? More like “A fourth rate detective that can’t find her way to the kitchen”! Face it Cole, even if you did have a shit with her, you’d play second fiddle to her mutts! And you know what they say about White Women and dogs, Cole...

This is Roy Earle, chief detective of the LAPD Administrative Vice squad. He hates schizos, whores and junkies. Say something nice about him!