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>>11935692
>Sex with black men.
I-I have a chance with Satori?!

People who care a lot about their privacy usually look at kiddy porn

fact

Stretching with Satori

Satori is about to read your mind, you have 10 seconds to come up with something hilarious

Touhou related dream thread to celebrate my first ever dream involving a touhou character.

I was sitting in a restaurant with Satori and we were both eating huge steaks with coleslaw and fries. Satorins was well done, mine was rare. Jesus christ it was the juicies steak ever. Anyway long story short, we ate, ordered some deserts and proceded to have a mundane everyday conversation about random subjects. It was kind of weird since she was the only one doing the talking since she was reading my mind all the time. Then the desserts arrived and I woke up really hungry.

Would you be afraid of all the things she would find in your mind if she would take a peek in there?

Touhou related dream threat to celebrate my fiurst ever dream involving a touhou character.

I was sitting in a restaurant with Satori and we were both eating huge steaks with coleslaw and fries. Satorins was well done, mine was rare. Jesus christ it was the juicies steak ever. Anyway long story short, we ate, ordered some deserts and proceded to have a mundane everyday conversation about random subjects. It was kind of weird since she was the only one doing the talking since she was reading my mind all the time. Then the desserts arrived and I woke up really hungry.

>>7325354

I'm not a fan of tying people up, so I'm not really sure.

Satori confuses my libido something fierce.

Also, great thread. Today /jp/ was not faggots.

>>7032166

The only answer is to let her free, free, free.

>>6985277

I just want to get rid of lewd thoughts, it interferes in my belief system. It's not my primary thought pattern, but it creeps into everything. It sucks to talk about trying to have pure love and simply wanting to bring happiness to all but then having inappropriate thoughts the next. One would certainly make a fool of oneself that way in front of a mind reader.

So, what sort of a tought would Satori read from your mind the moment you meet?

me, "Ok try not to think about fapping to her quite a lot"

What would happen if you would lick Satoris third eye?