/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bring out an old hip I haven't used in months
Stick my fingers in its pussy
Its still slimy and damp because I didn't clean it properly last time
My fingers have a revolting mold stench now
Try the butthole but that was fine
Try to fuck the butthole
Its WAY too tight and kills my boner

Well then its into the trash now. Seems like a bit of a waste to just bin this, whats a creative way of getting rid of this that doesn't involve eating it or explosions?

Long ass Blogpost inc.
I just tried out my Ikappara Girl http://en-nls.com/pict1-40743 for the first time yesterday. My God! That skin feels so good, it doesn't have the disgusting rubber smell and instead smells like... quite hard to describe but like a girl that works in a bakery? Anyway, the weight on my crotch was fantastic and fucking it cowgirl style lying down on my bed while grabbing its ass was wonderful. It also does make a realistic sound when slapped but I'm not really into that. At first I tried the pussy and being a semi-virgin and a noob at sex it took me a while to get it at the right angle but it was really tight and had really nice stimulation. I used Onatsuyu lube and after bouncing it up and down for a few minutes it milked me hard. I kind of lay there in a daze afterwards in my sage time and afterwards got to work cleaning it. I put it upside down on a plate in the kitchen sink and ran the tap into for a while digging out the messy lube + cum mix and while doing that I got horny again and wanted to try its butthole this time. I layed it face down on a towel on my bed and tried to fuck it doggy style except while the mind is willing, the body is weak and my 80% erection was not enough to penetrate that extremely tight asshole, like it just wouldn't go in that hole is too small. After hotdogging for a while (oh god that skin still feels so good even though its a bit wet and sticky now) I decided to just put on some hentai and sit on my computer desk and fuck it in the pussy again like how I fap normally. My weak 80% hardon managed to get in and this time I managed to last quite a while longer and nutted hard again in the pussy. After cleaning it out again in the kitchen sink I put it on a towel and dried the outside. Drying the inside was a real bitch. At first I tried using paper towels but both holes were really tight and it was extremely difficult to reach the end of either (especially the anus) without the paper towel tearing. In the end I got out some old glasses cloth and realised it was too dirty to use on my new waifu toy so I just cleaned those cloths and while waiting for them to dry, I just left my Ikappara next to the glasses cloths on the towel on my bed and turned the fan on hoping it will be ok to use again at the end of the day when my penis has regened enough stamina (I'm a worthless NEET with retarded sleeping pattern btw and this was done in the middle of the day while my parents were out at work). Anyway at about 3am that night I decided I have regened enough to try its asshole for real this time and once again tried to lube it up and fuck its asshole while sitting down in front of my computer and watching hentai. Oh I had to mention by this time the sticky surface managed to catch a ton of dust and hair I had to wash the outside again. This time I was hard enough to get in but it was SO PAINFULLY TIGHT like VA:A tier (which I didn't enjoy at all) and the dick strangulation made me unable to cum and even with copious amounts of Ona Tsuyu I can barely move without feeling like its stretching my dick skin. It was so tight I also began to lose my boner. After a bit of trying and experimenting I managed to get it in and cum in its butthole but it wasn't that great for the pain and effort required. Afterwards I fucked the pussy another 3 times in the course of the night and washed it out using the plate and kitchen sink method (not letting it actually touch the bottom of a sink that might have traces of food or something in it, I can just wash the plate afterwards). Drying the outside with the towel and inital drying of the inside with paper towels I got to try out the glasses cloth for drying the very deepest parts of both holes. It worked magnificently well even though I still had to push hard to get to it and afterwards I powdered it with cornstarch and wrapped it up in the towel and put it in my drawer. All in all, the Ikappara Girl is excellent in the pussy, the ass is a bit too tight for my liking but the best thing about it is its shape and weight. I came buckets that day and the only annoying thing about it is being hard to dry and being an enormous dust magnet when not powdered. Totally worth.