/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46556285
for an actual game of baseball? what's the CONTEXT you're putting forward in this hypothetical?

>>46556371
nta
i barely watch any moodyz but still recognise them all except 2 just by process of /jav/ osmosis with all the memes and webms kek
>Mizuki Yayoi, Sumire Kuramoto, ???, Jun Suehiro, Alice Otsu, ???, Waka Misono, Kana Morisawa
anyway i wouldn't take the tourist name-calling too seriously, the mood(yz) here has been a bit tense and Belligerent™ recently as a whole and as a regular you've probably also noticed more tourists and fishlets in attendance than usual

>>46492473
>>46492719
we can do our own thing and use *that* name generator again (but maybe it's too late now)

>>46440865
>>46449569
excellent posts. i am among friends (sirs)

>>46414405
tell us about your favourites
tell what you like and dislike
you'll get more and more helpful suggestions by providing a lil CONTEXT, sir

wow, lotta newsirs in the village recently...
welcome to /jav/! who are your JAVfus and preferred genres?
how did you find us?

>>46146420
welcome! the /jav/illage is the premier destination for the world-renowned Watering Hole Experience©
please enjoy your stay!

who are some JAV actresses you already (fkn) enjoy?

>>46071784
in another reality, I would be genuine and dear friends with many sirs here. from the works of Li Bai and Xin Qiji to William Blake, appreciation of the films of Wong Kar Wai, Jungian psychology, world religion, the esoteric and occult, a cocktail of the high brow and sordid, the shared sense of bathos/satire-derived humour mixed with boys' school locker room horseplay, and –perhaps most important of all– the enjoyment of beautiful Japanese breasts, I am at home in the /jav/illage, feeling at peace and understood.

>>45791297
what kinda requisite CONTEXT do you need, sir? let me set you up, pave the way, grease the runway, oil the chute, butter up the ball bearings, lubricate the hinges, etc etc etc

>>45773309
you tell us
why come to /jav/ at all?

>>45674463
thank you so much for your hard work, sir!
here's to another great year for JAV and /jav/

>>45521660
It's our Lifestyle

>>45496649
you'd be taking a serious risk but I think you should go ahead, make the necessary arrangements
we're here for you

>>45366480
>>45366811
goddamn this is some next level high effort /jav/posting, sir. bravo and thanks for doing this for the /jav/illage!
>couldn't have come at a better time
the comparison has been made before and I personally have also found myself saying "we" when referring to the activities of studios I follow and "support" kek

>>45324672
Top tier collection, sir. Too many legends AND lesser known cult classic "in-the-know" picks here to mention. You should be prou-
>June
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

>>45302502
it's standard /jav/ etiquette to provide whatever you were asking for if you've figured something out, whether that's a code or actress
i'll do it for you this time: 姫乃めい

>>45244891
i was already deliberately very careful with my words sir haha
bookmate and gyudon. that's all.

>>45177964
>>45177994
/tv/ JAV threads crack me up
I can spot our regulars from a mile away especially when contrasted with the saucefags and nonsirs complaining about the moans, censorship, etc etc. Also the weird phenomenon where people go into threads for stuff they don't like and just rant nonstop

>>45066851
>>45066862
Sir!
1. it's not a "leak", it's just haishin for Tuesday V
2. this is still unusual since the ecosystem of WILL-owned studios and new/regular releases (i.e excluding compilations and VR) usually operate on a four-weekly basis and skip the fifth Tuesday whenever there's a "long month" (thus looping back to Tuesday I after Tuesday IV)
3. today is basically a super special irregular once-in-a-blue-moon haishin day for the WILL-owned studios as almost all of them each have 1 outside-of-normal-schedule release (e.g. S1 batches are usually Tuesday II and Tuesday IV - today is just an exception, possibly unprecedented)

I will be back shortly to let everyone know which WILL studios do/don't have this fresh irregular release today. Happy haishin day!

>>44951360
it's a big batch. for the DMM/FANZA studios at least, Tuesday III is
>E-BODY
>Fitch (2/2)
>Honnaka (1/2)
>kira*kira
>M's
>MOODYZ (2/2)
>Muku
>OPPAI
>PREMIUM
>Tameike Goro
I'm sure there'll be some other smaller or just non-WILL studios with previews as well but I haven't figured out many of their schedules yet (or they're so irregular/unstandardised that there's no pattern for my JAV autism brain to meaningfully collate - and yes, I'm still working on that schedule guide...)
I'll post the reminder as usual in the next thread tomorrow. happy hatsubai/preview eve, sir

honestly for me, "sir" isn't somehow exclusively indian so my brain usually just sees it as everyone here being sophisticated and polite while talking about the extremely elevated topic of JAV
the indian connection only comes along in my head when sirs say stuff like bloody basterd benchod etc etc. most of the time here i'm not consciously reflecting on the origin of the sir stuff and I'll just instinctively use it like bro/dude/anon out of habit

>>44847660
happy haishin eve, sir
wishing good health to your chinpo and hard drives

>>44790331
best take ITT

>>44768693
Sir! Thank you for you hard work, you are a key contributor to the cultural fabric of these threads
looking forward to your continued works in the future

>>44734794
>>44738952
hello sir hope you're enjoying your trip
i thought you said you'd be absent during your travels; the allure of (You)s became too great?
>changed
nah it's just Sunday i.e. when many of us are forced to live double lives as regular human beings