/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>7087437
What a coincidence, I just did it with The Trooper without seeing this reply. It's featuring /a/ spamming the board with whatever. I hope you like it.


You take my thread but I'll take yours too
You fire your spam but I report you through
So when you're waiting for the next post
You'd better stand there's no turning back.

The bugle sounds - the charge begins
But on this battlefield no one wins
The smell of shitposts smoke and tripfags breath
As I plunge on into certain shitfest.

O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ohhh!
O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ohhh!

The tripfag he sweats with fear - we break to run
The mighty roar of the ret/a/rd's guns
And as we race towards the shit wall
The screams of pain as my comrades fall.

We hurdle anons that lay on the ground
And the ret/a/rds fire another round
We get so near yet so far away
We won't live to post another day.

O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ohhh!
O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ohhh!

We get so close near enough to fight
When a ret/a/rd gets me in his sights
He pulls the spam trigger and I feel the blow
A burst of spam threads take the tripfag below.

And as I lay there gazing at the front page
My body's numb and my throat is dry
And as I lay forgotten and alone
Without a tear I draw my parting groan.

O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ohhh!
O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ohhh!