/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Be demon worshipper
>Have cult set up under cathedral for maximum irony
>Plus they just got a really big basement
>Like who needs 10+ floors that go underground
>Eve of summoning our demon winglady who will get us all smoking hot demon waifus
>Draw short straw and have to go on beer run
>Get stuck in traffic behind two drunk centaurs asking me if I like horse pussy
>I don’t
>Get stuck behind old lady danuki paying for her milk and eggs with pennies
>Finally on my way back I get pulled over for speeding
>Generic hellhound officer gives me the spiel about being able to get out of this ticket
>Hellhounds are close to what I’m after but I already bought the robes, mask, sacrificial dagger and other stuff for cult membership
>I’m going for demon or bust
>Get back to cathedral only to see they finished the summoning without me
>All that’s left now is zombies, skeletons, and imps
>Dejected I go back to my room to jerk off to my demon mmds
>Open door
>”Ah, fresh meat!”
>Get raped by demon who get her hand on a red cap’s cleaver

>>19710341
>it's kind of annoying seeing it every thread or so
More annoying than the multitude of other thread standard stuff?
>especially knowing the one Diablo waifu faggot we have.
Huh. Didn't know there was/haven't seen a dedicated Diablo waifufag. I mean, I've posted a couple of Diablo MG stuff myself, but that's more because a particular image is relevant to whatever discussion is taking place. Plus I find them interesting/cute. Same with any other derivative work. Like Onyxia or Deathwing as cute loli dragons, for example.

>>19685812
>>19685826
Huh. I didn't know Andariel, the Maiden of Anguish, was a MG.