/jp/ - Otaku Culture

let's talk about how much of a stupid retarded girl youmu is please

Does a song with Youmu speaking in broken english exist, /jp/?

Is there any song or Touhou remix with Youmu speaking (broken) english in it?

I can think of nothing hotter. I am willing to wade through hundreds of thousands of touhou songs even if the thread fails for this cause.

Is Sakuya holding a taser in her right hand?

If I fucked myon would the human half of youmu feel it?

Why is Youmu so tiny?

247 games. Still can't beat her. Specficially, still can't beat her without wasting 5-6 lives. She is always a game ender, even if I survive to Yuyuko after her I have zero or one life.

Her spellcards are impossible. The game has been playing fair up to this point, and even Yuyuko has patterns, I recognize that. However Youmu has zero patterns I can find. I have fought her so many times, and I can find none. Surviving is a dice roll, every single one of her spellcards, especially her last. I tried replays, but none of them helped. They were all skill runs or "let's bomb all of youmu", neither of which help me. She is single handedly the only thing standing in my way of a 1cc. The only fucking thing.

Please /jp/, if you could point me to a replay or something that shows me how to fucking beat her, I would really appreciate it. I have looked and found nought.