/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45710826
But random monsters can lick me?

>>41718510
Je ne parle frog.

>Want to see my special move? I call it "gargle blaster".

>>39514815
Tonguelet

>>38768200
>>38768251
Toads have them, though.

>>38324704
> Monstergirls are raised by their mothers to be indolent, violent, slutty, debauched hedonists, with no concerns other than getting themselves off, teen pregnancy encouraged
> They rebel through Girl-Scouts-esque acts of helpful community-spiritedness
> Blind Old Manon is helped across the street by a different delinquent gyaru each day
> They insist on walking him all the way home
> Leading him by the hand, which they "accidentally" brush over their breasts at every opportunity
> And... leading him... inside his house...
> "Aah~ he invited me in for cookies! It's happening! <3"

>>38312516
The sigma male meme is just a beta male cope as they trying to convince themselves that they're somehow "secretly alpha".
As such, their fate in MGE is to be cuddled by loving waifus who think they're cute anyway.

Reminder that their frogspawn necklace means that mucus toads can be impregnated by bukkake, messy blowjobs, and/or energetic paizuri. Many an aspiring adventurer has been slapped with a paternity suit after being outsmarted by a frog in just this manner. Be aware!

>>38022121
Sound advice.
If everyone would do this more instead of getting autistic about what's a *true* translation or which text is the better Kenkou-Cross-whisperer, it'd save us 95% of the shitposting in this thread

>>38002787
Well that's no fun at all, is it.
Rape-at-first-sight by a varied smörgsboed of mgs is great, I don't want to give it up at any point in my MGE adventure.

>>37771102
Based fellow mucus toad enjoyer

>>37722799
>A cheshire's charm isn't her milk
All girls' charm is their milk, anon.
No-one says that you're only allowed to enjoy blowjobs if you marry a ghoul. If you're gonna tell your Cheshire that you won't suckle her every day, she'll cry.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to perform great works of philosophical speculation in working out what frog milk would taste like.

>>37384663
How about toads then?

i really like mucus toads because they look really huggable and i like the aphrodisiac mucus and i like how strong their legs look
i want one to leg lock me a drive me into a near endless horny rut where most of my body is nearly exhausted but i just cant stop thrusting
and as i get more and more tired the only things i have the strength to do is look up at her and recieve her tongue or try desperately to regain my strength by sucking her nipple but its just not enough
and at the end of it all they flip me over and lie on top of me to keep me warm while i fall asleep and so its easier for them to get me in the right position in the morning
amazon or cowgirl, it depends how they feel

How long is a mucus toad's tongue?
How far down your esophagus can she go?

>>35119978
No, they have hands.

>he doesn't want a group of mucus toads to gang bang his mouth with their tongues

>half the time a bunch of paladins get sent after a dark mage that has made her base near a swamp at least one of them gets TOADED, because a toad convinced him that she had been cursed and if he kisses her she will turn into a princess.

>>32028473
But turning uppity princesses into toads is a proud tradition among dark mages.

>Hey, if you kiss me I will turn into a lilim.

>Enchanté, monsieur Anon! Je t'aime beaucoup!

We need more cute frog girls.

>>20988238
Anon... features and aspects of succubi is more about their mentality, and even then there is a lot of variation. As for physical features, there is even more variation.

>>20728661
Its unwise to generalize. KC has very wide tastes.