/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>32872744
we spent the entire half a year replying to 'Mori doesn't care about Hololive', my dude, no need to be high and mighty now

>be a young japanese student
>our english teacher is a foreigner
>she's 10/10 smoking hot but incredibly cringey trying to be relatable and hip with us
>feel bad for her since shes hard working and just trying to make learning fun, but the students tease her a lot
>read online that in the west it's normal to give your teacher a red apple as a sign of gratitude
>sneak into her classroom before anyone else is in
>put a red apple on her desk
>"Yo little guy is that a red apple?! Yooo shout out to my man over here anon for the FAT aka apple!"
>heart jumps out of my chest, fall over in surprise and fear
>my teacher is suddenly at the door, which i could've sworn i had closed
>"Can't thank you enough, dude, this is totally 'poggers' as they say."
>what is she fucking talking about
>i want to leave but she's blocking the only exit
>"Let 'your boy' give you a thank you toot man!"
>a what
>"Big ups to anon-chan over here!!"
>she walks up to me
>she's incredibly fast, covers the distance in seconds
>i'm cornered
>one of her hands pins down both my wrists, the other starts pulling up my uniform shirt
>i'm scared and confused so i start crying
>"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
>i don't know if she's talking to me or herself
>she starts fondling my chest and kissing my neck
>can't help but moan, even if i know it's wrong
>"That moan was 'hountou sekushi' my guy!"
>pray that someone walks in and stops her
>she drops to her knees and starts fiddling with my pants
>pulls them down, i feel so ashamed at how hard i am
>she pulls out a recorder from her skirt and plays a painful note on it
>i'm pretty sure that's school property
>puts the end of the recorder on the tip of my dick
>"Thank you! *toot*
>cum instantly
i fucking hate this woman

>>32758029
jesus, she blasted by Pride and Fubuki with a single stream

>>32596638
>>32596656

>>32337834
I can feel it in my bones
the mother of all narratives

>>32277847

>>32273266

Hololive Global

OUR BOY DID IT
WITHOUT BACKING DOWN
WITHOUT GOING CASUAL

>>31981004
>YEAH JOHNNY
>KILL THAT BITCH
>STAB HER IN HER FUCKING THROAT
>STRANGLE HER
>GO ON A ROAD TRIP WITH MARK AND DRAG HER BEHIND THE CAR
Mori was dangerously based that entire watchalong

FUCK DEATH SENSEI

>>31128656

Choose ONE of the following companies. Hololive (all branches) will have permissions for all their games from now until forever. The companies you don't pick will NEVER give permissions to Hololive.

>Bandai Namco
>Konami
>Sony
>Capcom

>>30291339
>used Ame sobbing about Gura's yab as a beat to rap over.
kek

She completely forgot that she promised another unarchived karaoke this weekend, didn't she?

>>30210125

I wonder how the Japanese people watching this must be feeling.

>There are children watching

>>29278069
I've made a couple edits I've seen others pick up.

>be a young japanese student
>our english teacher is a foreigner
>she's 10/10 smoking hot but incredibly cringey trying to be relatable and hip with us
>feel bad for her since shes hard working and just trying to make learning fun, but the students tease her a lot
>read online that in the west it's normal to give your teacher a red apple as a sign of gratitude
>sneak into her classroom before anyone else is in
>put a red apple on her desk
>"Yo little guy is that a red apple?! Yooo shout out to my man over here anon for the FAT aka apple!"
>heart jumps out of my chest, fall over in surprise and fear
>my teacher is suddenly at the door, which i could've sworn i had closed
>"Can't thank you enough, dude, this is totally 'poggers' as they say."
>what is she fucking talking about
>i want to leave but she's blocking the only exit
>"Let 'your boy' give you a thank you toot man!"
>a what
>"Big ups to anon-chan over here!!"
>she walks up to me
>she's incredibly fast, covers the distance in seconds
>i'm cornered
>one of her hands pins down both my wrists, the other starts pulling up my uniform shirt
>i'm scared and confused so i start crying
>"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
>i don't know if she's talking to me or herself
>she starts fondling my chest and kissing my neck
>can't help but moan, even if i know it's wrong
>"That moan was 'hountou sekushi' my guy!"
>pray that someone walks in and stops her
>she drops to her knees and starts fiddling with my pants
>pulls them down, i feel so ashamed at how hard i am
>she pulls out a recorder from her skirt and plays a painful note on it
>i'm pretty sure that's school property
>puts the end of the recorder on the tip of my dick
>"Thank you! *toot*
>cum instantly
i fucking hate this woman

>What happened to all the kids?

>>29151478

>>28888396
I'm more important to myself than some noname nips that'll probably suicide before 40

>>28837409

>>28806283
This sounds plausable.